𝘙𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘶 𝘛𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘴𝘵 💧

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𝘙𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘶 𝘛𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘴𝘵 💧

@ParodyTempest

"I'm not a bad slime slurp~!" (Parody/Roleplay Account) (NSFW DNI) (20) (My Beloved OOC 🩷: @GR4ND1LLUSI0N )

Ran by @Brisket01__ Katılım Haziran 2020

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[cue a loud crashing sound before a dazed blue slime emerges and looks around. . .] "Oh great. I knew i shouldn't have touched that glowing portal thingy, where the hell am i now?!" [RIMURU TEMPEST REJOINS PARODY TWITTER!]

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// i am so back gang... so many interactions and goated people following me yesterday, ima head off to bed.

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𝘙𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘶 𝘛𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘴𝘵 💧@ParodyTempest·1h

@eccentriccabage [Rimuru gives him the most shit eating grin imaginable...] "Heh, sure... i'll show you some mercy."

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@ParodyTempest 🟥: YEAH!! A BOTTOM PIT- ILL- SHUT UP AND LETS GO EAT

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(The Saiyan in red’s reset has been complete. What shall we do with him?. Release the monkey, let him find “the slime”) 🟥: (Giblet wakes up to find Rimiru in front of him) WHAT THE HELL- is this some kind of jelly?

𝘙𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘶 𝘛𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘴𝘵 💧@ParodyTempest

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"W-WHA- HATSUNE MIKU?!?!"

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𝘙𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘶 𝘛𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘴𝘵 💧@ParodyTempest·1h

@eccentriccabage " . . . I- Wha- Huh??? "

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@ParodyTempest 🟥: HOW ABOUT I BOTTOM YOUR PIT!

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𝘙𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘶 𝘛𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘴𝘵 💧@ParodyTempest·1h

@eccentriccabage "You saiyans truly are bottomless pits..."

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Chef Cabba@eccentriccabage·1h

@ParodyTempest 🟥: if that’s what you would call our large appetites then yes?

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𝘙𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘶 𝘛𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘴𝘵 💧@ParodyTempest·1h

@WriterNADIE @eccentriccabage // hehe :3

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@ParodyTempest @eccentriccabage Oh STOP before I CRY on you ugh

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@WriterNADIE @eccentriccabage // you the goat

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@ParodyTempest @eccentriccabage

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𝘙𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘶 𝘛𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘴𝘵 💧@ParodyTempest·1h

@eccentriccabage " . . . Oh. " "So you're a food black hole just like every other saiyan?"

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Chef Cabba@eccentriccabage·1h

@ParodyTempest 🟥: I didn’t say that- I just can’t smell or sense food from miles away

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𝘙𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘶 𝘛𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘴𝘵 💧@ParodyTempest·1h

@eccentriccabage @WriterNADIE // ong bro

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@WriterNADIE @ParodyTempest No no I love when you do that, it’s always funny cause of the contex given))

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𝘙𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘶 𝘛𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘴𝘵 💧@ParodyTempest·1h

@WriterNADIE @eccentriccabage // you're fine, dw

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@ParodyTempest @eccentriccabage Always feel back clogging people’s notifications with my shenanigans, don’t mind me

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𝘙𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘶 𝘛𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘴𝘵 💧@ParodyTempest·1h

@eccentriccabage "Well color me surprised, are you a saiyan that isn't a food black hole?"

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@ParodyTempest 🟥: WELL EXCUSE ME FOR NOT BEING A FATASS LIKE MY BROTHER

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𝘙𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘶 𝘛𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘴𝘵 💧@ParodyTempest·1h

@WriterNADIE @eccentriccabage // theres no need to apologize 😭

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@eccentriccabage @ParodyTempest Sorry I’ll leave you two alone

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@eccentriccabage [Rimuru begins snickering...] "It's a fast food restaurant my guy, i thought that you would smell the food from it but no you flew past it 17 different times!"

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@ParodyTempest 🟥: THE FUCK IS A MCDONALDS!?!?

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𝘙𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘶 𝘛𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘴𝘵 💧 retweetledi

Daily Rimuru Tempest@everdayforslime·9h

Slime origins... Cutieful since their birth

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@eccentriccabage [They tap giblet on the shoulder... holding back a laugh.] "You passed by a Mc Donald's like... 17 different times dude."

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Chef Cabba@eccentriccabage·3h

@ParodyTempest 🟥: **Giblet flies round looking for something that looks like a restaurant** where to people come to eat here !!

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𝘙𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘶 𝘛𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘴𝘵 💧@ParodyTempest·3h

@eccentriccabage " . . . " [ cue a forced grin ] " He's 100% flirting with me, isn't he? " { 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞. 𝟗𝟖.𝟓% 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐢𝐭. } "Oh hell..." [Rimuru quickly follows after giblet...]