Ray 🥃

Hawkesbury never fails. PB 1.3m Jewfish 🎣

@UnqualifiedRL @The_Shoe24 Lol facts

@ParraBklyn @The_Shoe24 I mean being a Parra player means not playing these days anyway 😂

Su’a sent off. Ahhh the Parra curse lol

@sabathejoe Mate he’s a parra player now so he gets treated accordingly

Sua get sent off for a head clash 😂😂😂😂

@onyohead38 🤣

@ParraBklyn He just resting for us lol

@DickoJohn @TheParraEels

@ParraBklyn @TheParraEels Umm Your team is rubbish with no injuries. Yep, I said it 😎

It’s funny when Storm lose the journos are like oh poor Melb they’re riddled with injuries but @TheParraEels have 12 players out and they carry on how rubbish we are 🤣

BREAKING: Jayden Su’a out for 6-8 weeks, probably.

Su'A commits to the Eels from 2027 🤝 Full details: eels.co/4mCKwAT #PARRAdise

@KobieThatcher Trust no politician. All a bunch of flops

Trump says Australia was not there when the US asked. Albanese says we were never asked. Who do you believe? I trust Trump's word over this leftie Labor government.

@NetsLead Makes sense. The league needs to keep Giannis happy just like they did with the Mavs last year

In today's lottery simulation: The Nets stay in the top 4 but move down one spot #NetsWorld

@BlueBlazerEel @TheParraEels Lol i know right

@ParraBklyn @TheParraEels Yep we should have better depth in Ron Massey Cup because that's where the next players coming from if anymore injuries 😄 🤣

@SkyNewsAust How convenient

Australia is on the brink of entering the next stage of the government's emergency fuel plan, an expert has warned, which could include widespread calls for Australians to work from home. skynews.com.au/australia-news…

@MysticMjay Who would’ve thought Green with the clutch steals 🤣

We have Horford suckin up the bigs ones, Draymond limping, oh lord, what a game, this Dubs team tough!

@MysticMjay Now Curry. What a game!

@ParraBklyn Ikr! huge!

Dubs gonna steal this game? 👀

Just filled the car up with diesel . Filled a 20L Jerry can with fuel . Felt like a criminal . Need fuel for my mower ffs

@telegraph_sport Overhaul the 6 again rule first

Wayne Bennett has called on ARL Commission boss Peter V’landys to overhaul the kick-off rule as the NRL confronts the biggest scoreline blowout crisis in 20 years. DETAILS | bit.ly/4syUV1O

@WarrenJB3 @TheParraEels Im happy to run on old chap 🤣

@ParraBklyn @TheParraEels We need size bud

@TheParraEels Please start De Belin at Lock and TDS at Hooker on Sunday for the love of God Ryley Smith is a proper park footballer at best and Walker's best energy is off the bench as a point of difference Please. Seriously. FFS.

@billyhad Telecrap love it when Parra play crap

If ever there was an article that was clutching at straws, this is it. Woah man!