dani🍝

yes. your screaming child is so cute. haha. I love the way its loud. and also is screaming. and has been. for 10 mins. no dont do anything

People only like you because youre kind and and smart lmao. You only have friends because your presence puts people at ease and makes their day easier lol

My son argued with me for 2 hours that Apple Jacks tasted the same as Froot Loops. We ended up in the grocery store parking lot with two open cereal boxes getting a lot of strange looks as I screamed “you owe me an apology”

ur the kind of beautiful that would be really scary if i was on shrooms

@bogtrinkets egg whites

when all of my friends are too drunk this is who i become

i feel so detached from people after i remove myself from them... it feels like whatever relationship we ever had didn’t even happen and whenever I think about it, it feels fake. like it was a dream or something. what is that??

DO SOMETHING @POTUS

no babe ur symptoms of early onset dementia are sooo sexy u just caught me off guard that's all

oh fuck off

Self care is a pyramid scheme. First you care for yourself, then you care for others… where does it end? A good society?

normalize asking bartenders if they’ve “heard any rumours lately” so they can give you a fun little side quest

I feel like my generation was defined by getting groomed on kik/omegle and frantically trying to talk your tumblr friend down from suicide while your parents yell at you to put the damn phone down

u perceive ur mother with that worldview ?

fun date idea: it doesn't work out and we go our separate ways

bro did u really just go on a journey of self forgiveness in front of the hoes

i saw this last night and it made me super emotional