Ben Altom

why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter

@MarkNagi Dude, we were in Milan all week. Those things were like Beenie babies in the 90s. I sat in a line outside of Duomo for 2 hours for one with my daughter. There were HUNDREDS of people behind us. They opened 1 box of them. It was like Black Friday.

Congrats guys… you lost one of the biggest games of your lives. Now stand around for an hour and accept this stuffed animal.

Alright @McDonalds are we going to see some ‘92 Dream Team-esque commemorative cups for this USA Women’s Hockey Team when they win gold tonight? The best team the USA has ever put on the ice!!

@BryanBastin Dude realizes the players influenced that, right? That aligns with their normal NHL schedule for a Sunday afternoon game. But the bigger game is Thursday.

There are more countries in the world besides us! How DARE an international competition played in another country not cater to NA's scheduling!

"the only thing more powerful than hate is love" bad bunny shouts out all the countries in america

Today’s American History Lesson: Puerto Rico has been part of the U.S. since 1898, and Puerto Ricans have been U.S. citizens since 1917 🇵🇷 🇺🇸 We’ve cheered many non-Americans at the #SuperBowl. Bad Bunny isn’t one of them. 🏈 🎤

@SickosCommittee I will be on the ground in Milan taking our daughter to the women’s hockey semis and medal rounds. And speed skating medal rounds. I will let yall know any ridiculousness we see.

Coming February 6th.

@wesruckerTBA Agreed. But when Gilbert misses another FG and Heard misses another block causing a strip sack TD it leaves a bad taste with prices continuing to go up, 10% talent fees, etc etc etc. Plus every single thing being some advertisement being forced down our throat.

Said this for a few weeks, but I'll repeat: Whether Tennessee wins the Music City Bowl by one point or 50 points, or loses it by one point or 50 points, the only thing that matters is the mistakes that prevented these Vols from being in the CFP for a second consecutive season, and the second-half embarrassment of the Vandy loss. Don't be distracted either way by this meaningless game. This game ain't even a gnat on a bull's ass.

4 elements of a great stadium: 1) Open-air 2) Grass playing surface 3) Obstructed view seats 4) Bathroom troughs It’s really that simple. (Neyland stadium pictured)

@will_boling @1045TheZone It feels like Tennessee Athletics has been lost since the Tony V news broke the afternoon before the Bama game. 😢

Gut check time for Tennessee basketball. This team either needs way more from Nate Ament or someone else needs to step up and take some pressure off of him. What’s happening now isn’t close to good enough. To go from a W over Houston to this is pretty shocking.

Someday…

PWHL executive VP Amy Scheer, in an interview with CNBC Sport this week: "Next year, we are expanding again. It's either 2-4 teams. If I were a betting woman, I'd say it would be 4 teams. And then I think we'll hold at 12 (teams) for a bit."

@wesruckerTBA Still holding on for the ska punk halftime show.

Music is a cyclical thing. They’ll come back to rock-based stuff at some point. Then it’ll go in another direction. And back again. It’s all good. Many kinds of music are great music, and genres borrow from each other to influence and enhance their own stuff.

Morning🍊

@BuckReising @1045TheZone Stepped on a helmet I bet.

Shy Tuttle in concussion protocol

Tennessee QB Joey Aguilar leads the #Vols band for Rocky Top after a win over the Florida Gators in The Swamp

Jerry taking care of business

@BryanBastin Wisconsin is playing twice in Bellevue next weekend though! I bet they could beat the Sirens. (Millie is on the other rink if 12U is more your style).

@PartyOTSben Them don't do it lol

I'm mad at all of you excited and attending the new Seattle and Vancouver teams. It should be me. The PWHL should be in Nashville, I should be there, and we'd all be much more happy

Hell yeah! Congrats @megan_keller4!!!