Landon K

1.2K posts

Landon K

@PartymanRandy

Just a cool, normal guy. Author of Mediocre Saviors and other books. Buy them here: https://t.co/YY6lCgGIbi

Katılım Şubat 2012

806 Takip Edilen10.3K Takipçiler

Sabitlenmiş Tweet

Landon K@PartymanRandy·3 Ara

My new book is now available! It's about werewoofs on an earth that has 3 moons. Check it out, and also the other titles from Golden Storyline Books.

Golden Storyline Books@BooksStoryline

Three Moons Over Mackleberry is a comedic fantasy story from author Landon Knepp. What if Earth had three moons? And werewolves? Logan, discovers that his deranged new neighbor is an amateur monster hunter and that werewolves are real. #books #fantasy amazon.com/dp/B0DPCPVJQF/

English

Landon K@PartymanRandy·21 Ara

GUYS! My Christmas book - A Used Cadillac for Starla - is FREE on Kindle from now through Christmas Eve. Go get it and have a Merry Christmas! a.co/d/19GyCMM

English

305

Landon K@PartymanRandy·13 Nis

ZXX

470

Landon K@PartymanRandy·9 Nis

Stargate

English

674

Landon K@PartymanRandy·6 Nis

ZXX

1.1K

Landon K@PartymanRandy·9 Nis

@IronLeagueThug Fortunately it wasn’t open while we were there.

English

JeffHanson@IronLeagueThug·9 Nis

@PartymanRandy

GIF

QME

Landon K@PartymanRandy·31 Mar

I did a bracket where I just picked the higher seed in each game, and it's in the top 3% on ESPN.

English

494

Landon K@PartymanRandy·5 Şub

@jeannebodine There was a traffic barrel account? I missed this.

English

Corn Pop's Gun Moll@jeannebodine·5 Şub

@PartymanRandy I miss the traffic barrel account.

English

Landon K@PartymanRandy·5 Şub

The democrat party is like a retirement home for Dick Tracey villains.

George@BehizyTweets

Chuck Schumer is now screaming off the top of his lungs, "We will win! We will win! We won't rest! We won't rest!" The Democrat Party has totally collapsed.

English

772

Landon K@PartymanRandy·3 Şub

@CrassBR549 @RobProvince I'd put her in the category of "above average mom of a teenager".

English

Crass 2@CrassBR549·3 Şub

@PartymanRandy @RobProvince It’s a shame too because she’s kinda hot.

English

Landon K@PartymanRandy·31 Oca

@ZuckersProp I guess sometimes even the top 0.1% of engineers join a drug cartel and start doing rapes.

English

115

Jeff Zucker's propagandist@ZuckersProp·31 Oca

@PartymanRandy Are you sure? I was under the impression we were only importing doctors and engineers.

English

Landon K@PartymanRandy·31 Oca

When they say "compassion" they mean things like releasing a rapist back on the streets because he's in the country illegally.

English

503

Landon K@PartymanRandy·25 Oca

"Wow. MAGA is celebrating the deportation of MS-13 gang members and convicted rapists? What ever happened to Love Thy Neighbor?"

English

566

Landon K@PartymanRandy·19 Oca

@shaneflannagan @superballslarry If you think conservatives are just going to forget about him criticizing Kaleigh McEnany, you've got another thing coming.

English

Shane Flannagan 🇺🇸🍊@shaneflannagan·19 Oca

@PartymanRandy @superballslarry He was done the moment DeSantis ran against him!!

English

Landon K@PartymanRandy·18 Oca

@Ridethewave42 Long story. Banned for a year or so, only recently started tweeting as partyman again.

English

🔥@Ridethewave42·18 Oca

@PartymanRandy Were you banned from twitter ? Haven’t seen ya in a while

English

Landon K@PartymanRandy·18 Oca

@_sleepybrowns I was banned for awhile, then when I got back I changed the username and pic. I've just recently started tweeting as partyman again.

English

Constantine@_sleepybrowns·18 Oca

@PartymanRandy Crazy but I haven’t seen a tweet from you in my TL in years…wtf

English

Landon K@PartymanRandy·16 Oca

This is cool, but the sign should give an honorable mention to Kyle Schwarber, too.

City of Middletown@CityMiddletown

🎉 Middletown To Install Road Signs Honoring Vice President J.D. Vance 🎉 The City of Middletown will be installing road signs at the entrances into the City, honoring Middletown’s native son J.D. Vance.

English

444

Keşfet

@IronLeagueThug @jeannebodine @CrassBR549 @RobProvince @ZuckersProp @shaneflannagan @superballslarry @Ridethewave42