JOE

Evidence Dey 😂

🚨💣 BREAKING: Aurélien Tchouaméni & Fede Valverde got into ANOTHER FIGHT TODAY and it was WORSE than yesterday. Fede Valverde had to go to the HOSPITAL. The club is now holding an EMERGENCY meeting to consider taking ACTION. @marca

🚨❤️💙 Nasser Al Khelaifi: “We have warriors, not football players. We have the best coach in the world”. “Our dream is to win a second UEFA Champions League”.

He deserves everything in life man

Gavi will start in classico on Sunday for the first time since October 2023 and it so happens to perfectly coincide with when Madrid players are easiest to raigebait.

when a baddie finally let’s you hit and you feel your meat going soft

*After sex* Me: “ decides to prank her” Ops.. i left my HIV medicines at home. She: Don't worry, you can use mine. Me.

and it’s gone.

wtf is that bicycle kick

Ladies and gentlemen, football's highest paid manager:

He's gone from begging for a job to back to back CL finals, salute

Whatever Mbappé does at the WC it will only help Dembelé win B2B Ballon d'Ors 😭

Barcelona's football heritage is unrivalled.

Messi Last assist For Barcelona

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Joshua Kimmich: "In my 11 years at Bayern Munich, this has been our BEST season .”

Inter Milan watching Arsenal enter a final with psg😂💔

I’ve been specially invited this Sunday to watch the El Clasico at the residence of the Ambassador of Spain

🚨 Luis Enrique: “I appreciate Mikelito Arteta! We used to be teammates when we were kids, he did a great job at Arsenal”. “It will be difficult, hard game but we believe in our football style”.

🍿🏆 Champions League final: Best attack (PSG, 44 goals scored in UCL) Best defense (Arsenal, only 6 goals conceded) Who’s gonna win? 👀

🚨🚨 OFFICIAL: The Champions League final will be full of Barça DNA: • Mikel Arteta with Arsenal: Former La Masia player • Luis Enrique with PSG: Former Barça player and coach FC Barcelona DNA rule the world.

Congratulations to former La Masia player Mikel Arteta for reaching the Champions League final with Arsenal!