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SlimeyAlienPasta

@PastaSlime26057

I retweet gooner shit fyi don't follow me. Proud to be the Great Satan

Shambhala Katılım Ekim 2024
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Kirsche 🥥 🧁
Kirsche 🥥 🧁@KirscheVerstahl·
FUCKING THANK GONNA FUCK SOMETHING SHIT STORY PRETTY WEIRD
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SlimeyAlienPasta@PastaSlime26057·
@redaction They aren't separate kingdoms, both consider themselves the rightful ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom
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SlimeyAlienPasta@PastaSlime26057·
@TrueToSylveon The problem is I think there would at least be an attempt to "prosecute" red pushers afterwards if blue somehow "won." blue can never win though, because every african tribe or Indian slum would push red simply because they weren't raised on comic book heroism like our culture.
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TrueToSylveon@TrueToSylveon·
its funny blue button moralists think that getting to over 50% is "winning" when the real win condition is not fucking dying
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gioni johnson
gioni johnson@GioniJohnson·
@BrappyMouse Yeah, this movie looks and sounds like shit, and our country fucks every adaptation up, but ngl that scene was pretty hot as hell and made my meat jump once or twice, lol!🍑🍆💨💦💕🔥✨️
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HadoLego_3D 🔞
HadoLego_3D 🔞@z_hado·
I think Moto likes you~ 🍑 High quality version on P-site in bio!
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zusie@Vorare_Wolf·
Did a trade
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Rock Solid@ShitpostRock2·
Has anything done more damage to gaming journalism than this?
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Noctibus
Noctibus@LisaSpaceCat·
You're at the mercy of this huge Mewtwo lady, she's gonna have fun with you Commission for: furaffinity.net/user/dracothed… of his Mewtwo Lady
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LKIWSFW@LKIWSFW·
Pochacco is FAT
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Samthemann
Samthemann@Samthemann4·
I can't do just one render with these feet! here's another one of my favorite Pokemon showing off those massive soles in the best way possible~ Just another pic with the new foot model, hope y'all enjoy! Foot model owned by Hex and modeled by Anonymous
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SlimeyAlienPasta@PastaSlime26057·
@DangeN00dle @DunningKitten Firefighters give consent to enter their profession. In this example you yourself pushed the red button in real life based on the fact you didn't choose to be a firefighter. And on top of that, everyone in danger of the fire also chose to enter the burning building themselves.
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🔞 Danger N00dle 🔞
🔞 Danger N00dle 🔞@DangeN00dle·
@DunningKitten That's a fair reasoning. I just hope that's not the kind of reasoning a firefighter would have before entering a burning home
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🔞 Danger N00dle 🔞
🔞 Danger N00dle 🔞@DangeN00dle·
Here's a different way to approach it. Forget morals and all, just think about logistic Best case scenario for everyone to survive Red = 100% votes Blue = 50%+1 votes Which one is easier to achieve from a logistical standpoint?
MrBeast@MrBeast

Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.

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Samthemann
Samthemann@Samthemann4·
Bergamo just can't catch a break! Just a bit of more self indulgent bergamo fun XD I can't stay away from him for too long! Hope y'all enjoy! Foot model owned by Hex and modeled by Anonymous
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dvadenizen 🔞
dvadenizen 🔞@DvaDenizen·
Ivy’s ritual wish was to have some big ass feet, Paige could’ve wished to find her long lost brother but 180’d upon seeing those huge stompers and wanted to be assimilated into soles instead. Ivy doesn’t mind the extra heft. (I swear I’m normal)
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SlimeyAlienPasta@PastaSlime26057·
@Blue_Dingolf I call it "Jedi-ism." When the only factor that's considered in judging a character, story, or decision is that they're holding the "blue lightsaber." As long as the action is labeled heroically, it can't ever be wrong. youtube.com/shorts/INJ4lZT…
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Dingolf
Dingolf@Blue_Dingolf·
I just don't get the mindset of people who press the blue button "I press blue because I'm not selfish and want to save people" That's a self fulfilling prophecy that would have otherwise logically been a 0% chance at killing anyone It's lemming behavior
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