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@spittinchiclets Absolute snipe🤢

@Mullin_95 @MoneyPuckdotcom if you have issues with talking about the game deeper then wins and losses just say so lol casual gets mad when he doesn't understand stats 🤣

@MoneyPuckdotcom This is why analytics are dumb as fuck , your top goalie is 0-2 and getting bounced in the first round

Playoff goalie rankings moneypuck.com/goalies.htm

@Puck_Line_Pro @wakeupbarstool @VivaLaStool @stoolpresidente @BFW Hard to accept the truth huh? Fucking loser 😂😂😂😂😂

@PastaYt_ @wakeupbarstool @VivaLaStool @stoolpresidente @BFW Fail. Now move on😂

“I have long laid down my sword, I've said LeBron has had a great career and is probably a Hall of Famer.” - @stoolpresidente “Probably a Hall of Famer? He's at worst the second best player of all time! My god, I’m letting him get me worked up on a Monday.” - @bfw

@Puck_Line_Pro @wakeupbarstool @VivaLaStool @stoolpresidente @BFW Magic Johnson. Now shut up lmao

@wakeupbarstool @VivaLaStool @stoolpresidente @BFW At worst hes 2nd best player of all time😂😂😂😂 Name a top 10 player of all time, that flopped more than lebron. The fucker invented it That alone keeps him out of the top 5 Find me a top 10 player that does this.

@Gsscancun @SportsnetSpec He put up 138 pts he did his job now it’s time for you to go get one Lol

@SportsnetSpec So do we get money off for this monotonous times ? With all do respect like wtf ??? You see what we pay for tickets. MJ play for the guy that pays 200 for nose bleed seats ???

"The regular season has become a little bit monotonous for this group, and I think you see that through the day to day. But this is what we get excited for." — McDavid.

@ButtFreemanEsq @NHL_Muse How do you live your life hating so much? Sounds like you got too much time on ur hands get a job bro 😂😂😂😂😂 total loser hating on all time greats like kuch Crosby and McDavid. Absolute 🤡

@NHL_Muse Sidney Crosby's 2016 Smythe is also all time fraudulent. Last 3 rounds: 19 GP, 3g/8a/11pts -4 No goals in the Finals. Sounds like Smythe material to me! lmfao

Every Conn Smythe winner since 2010 2010 — Jonathan Toews 2011 — Tim Thomas 2012 — Jonathan Quick 2013 — Patrick Kane 2014 — Justin Williams 2015 — Duncan Keith 2016 — Sidney Crosby 2017 — Sidney Crosby 2018 — Alex Ovechkin 2019 — Ryan O' Reilly 2020 — Victor Hedman 2021 — Andrei Vasilevskiy 2022 — Cale Makar 2023 — Jonathan Marchessault 2024 — Connor McDavid 2025 — Sam Bennett 2026 — ???

Connor McDavid is just the 2nd player in the last 100 seasons to score a point in every team win for a playoff team 🔥 Wayne Gretzky was the other player to do so in 80-81 😳

Connor McDavid won his 6th Art Ross, tying Mario Lemieux. Only Wayne Gretzky (10) has won the Art Ross more times Crosby, Ovechkin, and Malkin have won a combined 5 Art Ross trophies. McDavid has played in 11 seasons and won the Art Ross 54% of the time. He's not even 30 yet!

On this day in 2017, Connor McDavid scored his first goal of the Stanley Cup Playoffs. 📹: @nhl

@CalgaryRob81 @aocxp068 @KimJongBettman Lol he wasn’t robbed

@aocxp068 @KimJongBettman Playoff MVP’s.. you know the one that usually goes to the guy who’s on the team that wins I won’t get into how many times 87 was robbed of the hart, including the lockout year where Ovi won but if you combine reg season and playoffs I suppose they are tied technically

Playoff series between Crosby and Ovechkin 2009 Crosby: 8 goals, 5 assists Ovechkin: 8 goals, 6 assists 2016 Crosby: 0 goals, 2 assists Ovechkin: 2 goals, 5 assists 2017 Crosby: 2 goals, 5 assists Ovechkin: 2 goals, 3 assists 2018 Crosby: 3 goals, 5 assists Ovechkin: 3 goals, 4 assists The idea that Crosby outplayed Ovechkin is emphatically false

@JohnWil32265928 @BarDown @NHL Wow you are a special type of stupid

@BarDown @NHL Maybe 2nd or 3rd season with worst plus-minus. Hard to do when you score 40 and don’t kill penalties.

STEVEN STAMKOS HAS HIS EIGHTH 40 GOAL SEASON AT AGE 36. 🤯 🎥: @NHL

"From the bottom of my heart, thank you very much! This has been my home for 20 years..." 🥹 Anze Kopitar speaks to the @LAKings' crowd after his final regular season home game.

This probably how LeBron’s pod crash landed in Akron Ohio on Dec 30th, 1984 in Gloria’s backyard

@DarkEmpathsm @equexcellence @NASA Maybe do some research instead of asking dumb questions in a twitter reply Lol absolute moron.

@equexcellence @NASA What was the point of the first landing

They're halfway home. The Artemis II astronauts have hit the "halfway" mark between the Moon and the Earth. They will splash down in the Pacific Ocean around 8:07 pm ET on Friday, April 10 (0007 UTC on Saturday, April 11), off the coast of San Diego.

@lakerandtang @AminoBoxing @LegionHoops You can’t argue with a championship LOL if you do you’re living in your own reality. Absolute clown 🤡

@AminoBoxing @LegionHoops Are we speaking of Jordan or LeFraud? Let me read the post again so that I can see why Jordan’s name is mentioned 🤔 💀

Luka Doncic and Austin Reaves are now expected to miss the first round. 41-year old LeBron James will now take on the West to start the playoffs.

@OilyBigDog @NHL He’s a point a game player in the NHL and you’ve never laced em up Lol sit this one out kid.

@NHL This clown has 0 hits, he should never be highlighted for a damn thing related to anything NHL. Absolutely pathetic

Troy Terry's having himself a sneaky good season. 🦆 54 points in 54 games.

@SelfmadeAllan @SFDogboyFTTB @Coach_Yac Proving your own ignorance Lol

@SFDogboyFTTB @Coach_Yac Whooooo ?

@hillier_kale @Sportsnet @NHL 1. it would cost more money which any business doesn't want to do Lol 2. they went to 84 games to make more money and your asking them to shorten the season to...make less money??? Little behind on reality huh?

@PastaYt_ @Sportsnet @NHL The travel argument at the games sake is bs. It's brought up because sometimes things feel stagnant. It's not that it can't be done, that's a bold lie. Shorten the regular season if need be. Are they not going to 84 games so the scheduling card should be void in this conversation

Two weeks left in the regular season 🍿 Here’s how the matchups would look if the Stanley Cup Playoffs started today 🏆

@hillier_kale @Sportsnet @NHL 1-16 is never happening due to the travel Lol idk why anyone even brings it up anymore.

@Sportsnet @NHL We should just go 1-16 in the next few. East west doesn't matter. The league feels like it needs a shake up. Lets see EDM/ MTL first round. Canadian team hasn't won in 30+ so we know these two wont ever play for the cup in our lifetimes🤣

@NJTHabs22 @DilaStars @BR_OpenIce Does the empty net goal not solidify the game? Practically end it??? Lol those are the goals you’re saying are not worth the same. #moderndayNHLfan

@DilaStars @BR_OpenIce Best goal scorer has the most goals on a goalie and most goals that matter. That’s Caufield this year, all 47 on a goalie and 27 goals in a one goal game.

Rocket launch this, rocket launch that... who's winning the Rocket Richard trophy this season?

@oCOMMONSENSEo @fentondafloor @cryptoguy2188 @arielhelwani Wow you truly are a moron lmao this is the average UFC fan in 2026… were cooked 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@PastaYt_ @fentondafloor @cryptoguy2188 @arielhelwani He was definitely training there before he linked up with Till. If you see a beard with no mustache (just like your mom) in the UFC then they're definitely cycling. Its not a secret.

Demetrious Johnson reveals what it was like to train with Khamzat Chimaev: “Khamzat is working extremely hard—and I mean hard—almost to the point where I don’t miss it. The man is a machine… He’s so f***ing strong and big, man. Sometimes I forget I’m 5'3", but I have the heart of a f***ing giant. I’m like, ‘I can fight with him.’ Yeah, it didn’t work out that way. I’m gonna join wrestling practice… but I’m not worthy to be on that team. Everyone on that team is undefeated. I’m just here showing some love, bringing some good vibes, good energy—and that’s it.”