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@Queenie_2312 Too thick to understand the comedian when everyone else is screaming for the golden buzzer. Guy is a pillock.

Not only is KSI a terrible singer, he’s also a terrible Britain’s Got Talent judge 😭😂 He just chats a load of waffle that’s not constructive at all, even copying what other judges are saying. Terrible judge. Get Stacey Solomon back 🙄🤣 #BGT #BritainsGotTalent

@canido_steve @agilepredict Done all my washing now and charged the car. 🫩

@agilepredict I thought today was good…

Tomorrow's Prices: 30th April Overnight low ~13p Morning peak ~17p Afternoon low ~-6p Evening peak ~36p

@xIPudge I think what we saw was edited. I hope he lamped him

People are saying Adam overreacted. I think he under reacted Who agrees? #ImACeleb #ImACelebSouthAfrica #ITV

@David0Connor Unless there’s something we didn’t see. I thought he was quite retrained. I’d have twatted the prick.

Adams reaction was absolutely not over the top, totally valid #ImACeleb

@Billycastle147 @Snooker147Lover Always comes across as a genuinely lovely bloke to me.

@Snooker147Lover U don't even know Kyren, ive.grown up with him and he's one of.the nicest lads in the world and the worlds means so much to everyone,kyren been through so much this year on and off table and that win was relief being let out u really don't have a clue what pressure they're under

I understand it was a tough win with a lot of nerves, but to celebrate like that against a teenager... Really? 🤦‍♂️ Another confirmation that Kyren Wilson's the biggest cunt on the tour. And no one is even close. #WorldChampionship

@CaptainTurt1e @TheBishF1 @Motor_Sport I’m also a Williams so naturally followed the team. No doubt he was a ruthless individual but I had huge respect for the man. As tough as they come.

@TheBishF1 @Motor_Sport Frank always made me proud to be a Williams. And a devoted fan of his Team.

Frank Williams, one of the greatest figures in the history of #F1, was born #OnThisDay in ’42. I knew him well, & I wrote this @Motor_Sport column about him a couple of years ago. ICYMI then, click below to read it now. motorsportmagazine.com/articles/singl…

@AndyRobsonTips Knock knock Who’s there Atch Atch who Bless you.

Who wants a Dominos tonight? Tell me your shittest Dad joke. I'll pick some winners at 6pm.

@TheBishF1 I concur!

Spotted & snapped in Battersea, London, just now: absolutely not my cup of tea. It fact I think it’s gaudy & vulgar. What do you think?

@MotoGPJules Always loved Nicky. I was a huge Rossi fan at the time (like most people) but Nicky wore his heart on his sleeve and always gave it full beans, usually sideways.

This Nicky tribute sits on my bookcase. Only one I’ve seen. Limited edition, from Altaya but not part of the standard issue on public sale

@GylesB1 @WILTY_TV @therosebudpod One of life’s bad days today, until your Pinocchio story turned up. Quite brilliant. Many thanks.

It turned out to be a lie, but I’d convinced myself it was true! I love ⁦@WILTY_TV⁩ … and David, Rob, and Lee have been three of my favourite guests on ⁦@therosebudpod⁩

@holyZarquon_ @agilepredict We’ve just reached the same conclusion. Both options are painful.

@agilepredict With 80% of my electricity use off peak and Go being the alternative I’d probably look at, seems okay to stay still, I think. 🤔

Tomorrow's Prices: 9th March Overnight low ~25p Morning peak ~34p Afternoon low ~24p Evening peak ~56p

@Galaxste I salute Nina for not reaching for the key. Sara has no filter

Was you born a woman 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #HandCuffed

@JessieIsRed I reckon he’s a subscriber. 😜

I actually can't at Charlie's husband CRYING what a wet blanket #handcuffed

@Spinkzilla Charlie and her husband have had the most extreme reaction imaginable to the guy doing a bit of only fans. They’d have cared less if he said he was a psychopathic serial killer

Fuck off! These snowflake cunts from Ben to Reuben to Charlie & her husband are the absolute worst! #handcuffed

@tomdown1984 Awful, brilliant tv.

Anyone watching Handcuffed : Last Pair Standing on channel 4? Honestly it’s brilliant 😂😂😂

A truly special experience at @McDonaldsUK Emerson’s green today. They got the order wrong, made us wait 10 mins in a car park, couldn’t find the car and then I open this beaut of a Big Mac when I got home

@SkySportsF1 On paper it sounds a dream job, a top role at Ferrari working for a 7 time world champion. So why can’t they get anyone to fill it 🧐

Lewis Hamilton says Ferrari's failure to appoint a new permanent race engineer for him ahead of the 2026 Formula 1 season will be "detrimental" to his second campaign with the Italian team 👀

@thatsamoray @jasonskelton70 @agilepredict Same for us. We both work from home so are able to load during the cheaper times. Overall we’re still better off on agile. Winter sucks but we’re doing much better than last year when I remember several days of 99p rates.

@jasonskelton70 @agilepredict Octopus Watch tells me Go would've saved us ~£10 over the last month, but over the last 4 months Agile has beaten Go by ~£100. For most of the year it's a bigger margin than that. HP off in peak, EV charging when it's cheap. ~2/3 of our consumption is during the Go day rate.

Tomorrow's Prices: 2nd February Overnight low ~20p Morning peak ~26p Afternoon low ~22p Evening peak ~37p

@Bootyface85 @MbarkCherguia My dad used to go on the Boxing Day hunt when he was young. He lived in a council prefab. Living in the countryside doesn’t mean you’re rich.

@MbarkCherguia The poor watching the rich have fun

First thing that comes to mind when you see THIS?

@IcelandFoods terrible customer service. Delivered pepsi 5 months out of date and tell me I should have complained on the day I bought it! Not something I would routinely check on the doorstep.