Pat Burtscher

THE ONE PERCENT (JOKE) Here’s a bit about the one percent and what I think we should do to them. #standup #theonepercent #jokes #funny #UFC #MMA #moreofus #billionaires

End the year at Punch Line Philly ✨ Philadelphia’s Last Laughs features @PatBurtscher, @yedoye_, Jess Salomon & @TaTaSherise 🎤 The host will be @hannahtrav 👏 Plan ahead for an exciting New Year’s Eve 🥂 Get December 31st tickets at livemu.sc/46zpf1q 🎫

See @AshleyAustinMo1 @LOLUganda @PatBurtscher @AllDayKCA @hansdickie & more tonight on our 10:15PM! newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/ashley-…

Tonight’s the night! We are live-streaming The Comedy Cellar to 48 @RegalMovies! See the show in a live audience without coming to New York! Get your tickets now! regmovi.es/3OaNNrI #comedy #comedycellar #regal #standup @jtrain56 @ZarnaGarg @richisfunny @yamaneika @PatBurtscher

THIS SATURDAY AUG 5th @ 8PM & 10PM ET – I’ll be on 2 Uncensored @real_mintcomedy shows that will be live-streaming from @ComedyCellarUSA to a @RegalMovies theatre near you (48 IN TOTAL)! GET TIX - regmovi.es/3OaNNrI

@elonmusk everyone with a blue check should have the number of followers they have posted besides it!

We’re back with another killer lineup. Live-streaming from the @ComedyCellarUSA on Saturday 10pm ET! Featuring @PatBurtscher @gregstone_ @aminahimani @kyledunnigan Ethan Simmons-Patterson Host: Ryan Beck

Stacked lineup for our album recording happening next week in Atlanta at Laughing Skull Lounge! Hosted by Baron Vaughn. Proceeds benefit Comedy Gives Back. Tickets: laughingskulllounge.freshtix.com/events/bestoft…

AMERICA! Comedy Records Radio is live on Pandora! Check out great comedy from Pat Burtscher, Dena Jackson, Todd Graham and more! pandora.com/station/126868…

ATLANTA! Stacked lineup for our album recording at The Laughing Skull Lounge happening June 7! Proceeds benefit Comedy Gives Back. Tickets available now: laughingskulllounge.freshtix.com/events/bestoft…

TACOMA! Pat Burtscher is performing all weekend with K Trevor Wilson! Few tickets left at TacomaComedyClub.com

Tomorrow night Pat Burtscher presents another stacked lineup for Paturday Night Live! 7PM at New York Comedy Club Gramercy. $5 tickets with promo code LORNE at NewYorkComedyClub.com

VERMONT!! I’m wearing this week weekend @vtcomedy!! Friday & Saturday 7:30 & 9:30 w/ @PatBurtscher get tix now they are almost gone 😜 …-vermontcomedyclub-com.seatengine.com/shows/195981

See @GastorAlmonte @PatBurtscher @TrixieTuzzini @bigmanmike & more tonight on our 10:45PM! newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/gastor-…

@revivalgrl Thanks @revivalgrl so great to meet you too and really appreciate this here tweet!

Thanks you Seattle and my brother @brettgoldstein for an amazingly fun and fantastic night. Brett smashed it as per usual!!! 🥳😍🥳😍🥳😍🥳

Get tickets to Paturday Night Live ft. @AkaashSingh @mralexpavone @PatBurtscher @IncomparableMsC & more tonight at 7PM! newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/paturda…

Pat Burtscher brings another edition of Paturday Night Live to New York Comedy Club Gramercy! Tonight at 7PM $5 tickets with promo code LORNE at NewYorkComedyClub.com

@UPS could you please get your drivers to turn off the beeping noise when they park their trucks for hours. They don’t all do it and none of them should do it. PLEASE STOP HURTING US!!!

At 8pmET tonight on #JFLCanada, @PaulPaduch seeks for the truth w/ a conspiracy filled #ComedyTheme! Dive into the deep-state w/ tracks from @showtimedada, Kenny Robinson, @salooma911 & more! Only on ch. 168 on @SiriusXMCanada! Themes: 🪖War 💵Banks 🏛️Government 🕌Religion

Oxford Pennsylvania tomorrow! @SoulJoels w @PatBurtscher