PatDurkin

@Super70sSports Things to do in Denver when you’re dead.

What’s the best song with a city in the title?

@Super70sSports In walks these three girls in nothing but bathing suits

You ever read John Updike? Two scoops of vanilla. Fourteen people will get this fucking reference and they all have my respect. 👉 super70ssportsstore.com/products/a-p-t…

It’s was past time #WarrenZevon got nominated to the @rockhall. Whatever you may think about the HoF, there is no doubt that he deserves this recognition, this, and more. Howl on, Werewolf.

@laurenboebert I don’t believe the FBI will have to intervene as the documents are being returned voluntarily.

How many more batches of classified documents need to be found before Biden gets raided by the FBI?

Burger King Names OKRP Its US Creative Agency of Record adweek.com/agencies/burge…

Sometimes you sit down for a beer. Sometimes you stand up for one. OKRP is proud to partner with @Harolds83Honey to promote diversity in the beer category. . . . #harolds83honey #creatingaseatatthetable #brewingchange #blackpeoplemakecraftbeer #ilcraftbeer #thebrotheratthebar

Retweet if you think Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley should resign immediately.

Can we all just relax? It's not like they looted a Best Buy.

Over the past 15 years, Trump paid more for sex than he did in taxes.

Illinois residents already believe in wearing masks. The state wanted a campaign to get people to wear them a little more often. Check out our latest work for #allinillinois

Comcast you suck!

@adlandjones @mikezoller @stephenstrong @goodbeerhunting @guysdrinkinbeer @BinnysBev I believe it was Ken Nordine.

@PatDurkin @mikezoller @stephenstrong @goodbeerhunting @guysdrinkinbeer @BinnysBev Say.... Classic 6 seconds of advertising. Ken Nordine VO?

My beer mini fridge game is strong. Confirmed? @mikezoller @stephenstrong @goodbeerhunting @guysdrinkinbeer @BinnysBev

@adlandjones and whittle.

Hearing about so many fun hobbies and projects that people are taking on during the quarantine. Thought I’d share mine. I just work my ass off every day to make sure my company stays afloat and my family remains healthy. It’s a fun way to pass the time.

I think I used to work with the guy who’s upset about lawn fertilizer and grass seed.

Amazing.

Judging by the bread aisle at Jewel today, I’d say this low carb thing has officially ended. #enjoyeverysandwich

GOP blocking coronavirus bill — because it limits how much drugmakers can charge for a vaccine rawstory.com/2020/03/gop-bl…

@comcastcares Outages two days in a row? This is bad even by your pathetically low standards!

@adlandjones I thought it was good until 2106... so good catch.

Today set a new Jones household record for Most Expired Food found in pantry. 8 years 2 months expired. This thing must have joined us for at least 3 moves.