Patrick Alland

$1 tacos all day tomorrow. RT to save a life.

NDSU has 6 wins against the FBS since 2010. Kansas has 7.

S/o to the guys working the field goal nets at BPS right now. #GoPokes

VIDEO: Jason Kipnis messes with Rougned Odor, delighting the Rangers bench deadsp.in/h2CSa11

@LeAnnLizYadon poor choice of signature move.

Just woke up from a dream/nightmare where Daniel Tosh was Donald Trump's running mate... Not sure what was real and what wasn't.

Friday's Mood #whynot

I love seeing all of the different facial expressions of people at the airport.

Amid spying fears, it's Pokemon No on Pentagon phones cnn.it/2b23AXw via @tomlobianco

It bothers me how unnecessarily large and inefficient the name bibs are for these Olympic runners. #RoadToRio

Currently critiquing Olympic performances while on my couch eating peanut butter from the jar. #RoadToRio

Congratulations to @MayorBetsyPrice on killing it at the #FWMayorsTriathlon for Day 14 of #TourdeFW!

What today must feel like for Thunder fans

.@LeAnnLizYadon duly noted twitter.com/bicyclingmag/s…

.@LeAnnLizYadon twitter.com/bzpfortworth/s…

Cleveland acting like they've never won a championship before.

Should have shot left handed. Would've been the headline tomorrow.

@PatRick_StCloud I also feel sorry for anyone who foots his grocery bill. Guy looks like a bear. #cws @lukenb9

I feel sorry for anyone on the receiving end of a Luken Baker high-five. #cws