#ff @pat_bren_writer

The body is just the mind for idiots

This has been me tweets. God bless you all.

Hope I'm not dead. Fav this if I'm not dead. RT if you're not dead

This is a scheduled tweet from 1/1/2017, Twitter's probably gone now and the world has changed in ways I can't imagine smdh

Don't forget I'm @Pat_Bren_Writer now - but still as bad as ever!

Going to be tweeting as @Pat_Bren_Writer now, and less frequently. Follow that instead, I'll be far less annoying now.

Even a voyeur is a bit of a stretch. Carrying binoculars ALL THE WAY to the window?

I've considered becoming a big creep, but I'm just too lazy.

@NowIsNotGood "The dream lives on"

Whatever EU law says, I will always permit my followers to do Pat_Bren fan art/fan fiction/erotica/sexual opera or what have you.

Theresa May kneeling awkwardly like a wobbly peasant whenever she meets royalty is Peak Brit

@ultrabrilliant SAME

Genuinely excited by the addition of random 'road events' to Euro Truck Sim 2. Makes the world feel a lot more alive. This is who I am.

Sweet Jesus, I am laughing so hard at this. #lovecraftiannightmare

Love too rifle through my desk for an ancient text as the stairs creak outside my door and the shuffling footsteps stop and the doorknob turns and I try to cry the words to send this manifestation back to Hell but accidentally say the incantation that makes me its slave forever

Anyone here ever descended into madness/been taken by strange and otherworldly compulsions? I'm looking for some tips.

I study at Trinners (Trinity College)

I'm online with many of my friends and fans!

The 'avenins are closing in

Grand stretch in the 'avenins