Pat In The Hat

not me being 22 years old trying to paddle my kayak as quietly as possible so I can pretend to be an orc crossing the river Anduin in Osgiliath

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I have joined an orchestra that has a beer break during rehearsal and it is the greatest thing ever

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@BrianNoe19 I won't forget where I came from 🫡

It is with great regret that I must inform you all that I am now part of the 1% (the fridge in my new apartment has a built in water dispenser)

@WoodLogan87 thank you friend, it is what I deserve

I live in this apartment for a year and a half, no issues, then right before I move I go on a trip for a week and THAT'S when my fridge/freezer decide to kick the bucket

the time between graduating and starting work is for doing side quests

This year I will be kind to myself

ah shit here we go again (I have become accustomed to the busyness of school and no longer know how to fill in time with things I like to do)

it is once again time to traumatize my friends with d&d

eating ramen on my last night of being a grad student out of a pot that I've had since my first year of undergrad fitting

@feraIhousewife adding this to my least favorite tweets list

it's ok, I know the feeling

@jbirdbender TM5-1300 is used for the actual structural design, but I don't know exactly how the threat level gets picked

@Pat_In_De_Hat What design code decides what size of bomb to design for😂? Commentary be like “research shows 200lb car bombs are the most commonly used, so design for…”

currently designing a building to withstand a 250-lb tnt car bomb ... how did I get here

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