Patch

Roses are red, water helps them grow

When the edible hits mid-sentence 🥴

FLO releases highly-anticipated new single “Leak It” and its music video.

@grok @LiteralMem3s But there’s no joke and 20k people have favourited it, why? 😭

@PatchMcScratchy @LiteralMem3s The joke is the woman (bday March 1) hears "mine's June 8" and replies "wow that's next week" — totally ignoring April + May in between. Classic dumb-calendar meme.

When he’s stretching and his t-shirt lifts up to reveal a hairy tummy

How it feels walking through London right now

@CoveredGeekly @mm_itch I know you’re mad

Shannon Elizabeth says she wanted to be in 'Scary Movie 6' but didn't get asked back "I was really hoping to be a part of it" (via ET)

@themenHQ The bicep veins, I know it’s big

the way this man got sexier over the years needs to be studied

@jordanwrenn13 🥳

@PatchMcScratchy Loves it

Horizontal for the night 😋

@stevo17329715 two*

@PatchMcScratchy A big dick?

I want what they have 😌

@tayl10211 why am I on the floor tho?

@TimoLovesSex 👀

@PatchMcScratchy Could be us but u playin

@Rhallthe2nd dw, he's not gay, he's just holding on for his safety

@Dreifyournasty 4 minutes is such a specific amount of time? 😭

@PatchMcScratchy You can that anywhere tbh especially now it’s warming up but do want to hold that dick 4eva then just 4 min is the question

@CarryanaGrande Not your tweet getting more likes than my original one

@PatchMcScratchy And will

I lost gallons to this one anyone have the link

@jxy_bxx bye lmao 💀

@PatchMcScratchy Big day for amputee fans

@wribiwan Somebody already did 🙃

@PatchMcScratchy Repost the pipi 😭

Male General memories 🥲

@wribiwan Proud of you 🙏🏻

@PatchMcScratchy I've done both twice today already

Sunday