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Declan: this is shampoo. It’s for washing your hair. This is booty wash (body wash). It’s for washing our bums Noey: oh yeah

Noey: Daddy, Declan thinks you have no hair. Me: yeah? And what do you think? Noey: I think you have a little bit of hair

Me: Noey, it isn’t time to jump on the bed Noey: I’m just pretending it is time to jump on the bed

Yesterday: Noey, tomorrow is your birthday. Noey: I’ll be three tomorrow but not yet. Today I am 2 Today: Noey: is it tomorrow? Me: no, it’s today Noey: but is it my birthday? Me: yes Noey: it’s tomorrow! It’s my birthday!

Declan: (in the tub) is there soap in my hair? Me: no, we washed it all out D: is there air conditioning? Me: conditioner? 😂 No

Noey: I’m trying. I can do it. I can do it. I can very do it!

Noey: is Mater in the Lord’s army?

Noey: what does booty do? Me: what is booty? Noey: she’s in a show. I watched the Booty and the Beast show with Mommy

Noey: I just drank a big bite

Noey: I’m going to fix this broken chicken with a hammer and a screwdriver. I’m pretending the golf balls are my tools

Noey: we’re going on a hike. I have my hiking flippers on

Declan: What do you call a cow with a fire hose? A Cow-mation

Noelle: I’m going to get my purple baby doll to put in my back pack to take her with me. Her name is Chill Bup. You spell it BRERER Chill Bup

Declan: Daddy, 5 inches is like 6 inches… Me: ? Declan: but it’s actually 4 inches Me: ?

Noey: look at my bed. It’s smaller big. Look at it. It’s super tiny and it’s big

Jo: which backpack do you want for school? Declan: I want dinos for school but except I need a paw patrol one because I can’t see very well when I’m looking for birds. So I need the paw patrol backpack that has the binoculars. So when I’m looking for birds I can see weller

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3 AM Declan: Daddy! Me (gets out of bed and goes to his room): what’s up, buddy? Declan: here Me: what is it? Declan: a piece of a cheerio Me: ok, thanks. Are you ok? Declan: yep

Declan: when I was 2, Noey appeared