Humor For The Hopeless

The difference between girls and boys. Why women live longer than men.

@BookwormNerdist 😅👍

@PatheticLoserAB Who cares? They are delicious.

So what's the story? Are eggs good for you now?

@ranpau471 😊👍

He who once survived on tips always becomes a good tipper. They know how tough it is out there.

@JUSTTHETIPAGAIN 😅👍

@PatheticLoserAB If you can afford them.

I could never survive in the wilderness. Where do you even hunt for a hoagie?

@WendysAngels101 Yup.

You can only tweet for so long before you run out if ideas. 😔

@loves_Blackness No but definitely slowed me down a lot.

@PatheticLoserAB Did that stop you?

@chris_costner 😅

I'm not completely useless. I can always be used as a bad example.

@keeba1205 😊 I have nothing to tweet anymore though! Ugh!

@PatheticLoserAB I'm ok. Missing your tweets

My heart hurts just lost my dear friend of 40 years

@keeba1205 Awe! ❤️

@PatheticLoserAB Lmao. There he is.you were missed

@Huscarl1066 😅

@PatheticLoserAB My mum told me, “You can be anything you want to be in life son” So I decided to be a disappointment.

@keeba1205 😅 I'm OK. Just don't get around to Twitter so much anymore. I'm a burned out tweeter! How are you?

@PatheticLoserAB How you doing? You ok you been MIA. I was about to put out a BOLO on you

@tireprincess No. It's all a charade. Trump was picked for his charade. Biden for his. Neither one of those people gives a flying fuck about the American people. They just read the script. Both are scum.

@PatheticLoserAB You have to think of it as good vs. evil and it’s all a ying yang - we need the balance but life was super awesome when TRUMP was in office🙏🏽✝️this shit show from these demons - I mean dems- is killing our American spirit!! But that’s what china wants bc jb works for them- not us

GW - this funky rotten thang -is working for satan I mean china 🙌🏽bc she’s letting g them open a facility here that we have to spend 700 billion to build and they will have 30 years tax free- how is that a good thing for the mitten? She’s like jb a PRIMO POS

Both my kids are losers but I can't hold it against them. Half their genes came from me. Plus my wife's an asshole too. So what chance did they really have?