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Standing in line for an interview where the minimum requirement is 10 years of prompt engineering. 😭

@PopBase Nikki Glaser and Matt Rife? The presenters are going to roast the nominees harder than the actual awards." 🔥

Presenters for the 2026 #AMAs: Alysa Liu EJAE REI AMI Hilary Duff Paula Abdul Melanie Martinez Mariah the Scientist Nikki Glaser Jason Derulo John Legend Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias Hannah Berner Anthony Ramos Lisa Rinna Ludacris Matt Rife Megan Stalter and Paul W. Downs REI AMI Russell Dickerson

@AdamSchefter @macdonald_tumbo Thirty years old and still leaping over 6-foot defenders like it's nothing." 🦬

Thirty years old today:

@cb_doge The UK took 'thought police' as a literal instruction manual."

The UK government and judiciary is broken.

@YourAnonNews Can't blame the virus for lack of a GPS😂

@Polymarket 303%?! Someone check on Europe, they're doing too much."

@elonmusk @roshanthomas Broh is using x as a facebook boomer😂

@roshanthomas ❤️

From the open road to a world without limits — the spirit of Model S and X will live on. Grateful to be part of its journey from the beginning to the end. ❤️

@NASA @NaijaPitchTalk @NASADepAdmin "To the Moon and beyond! Congrats, Matt

Today, Matt Anderson (@NASADepAdmin) was officially sworn in as NASA’s 16th Deputy Administrator. At a pivotal moment for America’s space program, he will help lead the agency’s work to advance scientific discovery, strengthen American leadership in space, and drive the missions that will return astronauts to the Moon and prepare for Mars. NASA’s next chapter of exploration is already underway. go.nasa.gov/4ukpeet

@elonmusk @TRobinsonNewEra @Keir_Starmer Two-tier Starmer strikes again. He only speaks out when it suits his political agenda."

@TRobinsonNewEra @Keir_Starmer Has Starmer even mentioned the poor English boy who was murdered at all?

This was @Keir_Starmer for multi felon George Floyd who died of a drug overdose in the USA. He hasn't even mentioned Henry Nowak!

@PopBase George R.R. Martin will finish The Winds of Winter before this war actually gets moving."

New poster for ‘HOUSE OF THE DRAGON’ Season 3. Premieres June 21 on HBO Max.

@_falsi1ke The 'Hey, how have you been?' text is just a diagnostic scan."

She will text you after some time to see if you are still stupid😂

My fiancé took a DNA test before our wedding… and canceled everything 3 days later.🧵 We were 2 months away from getting married. Everything was perfect. Then his sister bought the whole family DNA kits as a “fun bonding thing.” Big mistake😭💔😭 At first, everyone was excited. Posting percentages. Laughing about random ancestry results. Then my fiancé stopped answering my calls. For almost an entire day. When he finally came home, he looked physically sick.

when she actually loves you 🥹

Opinion: Even if Trump or members of his family never directly receive money from the fund, it is impossible to separate his interests from the arrangement. usatoday.com/story/opinion/…

If smoking weed makes you paranoid and anxious that's because you approached the joint with impure thoughts and heavy karmic debt

@ammalusty @Gnar1104 The disrespect is crazy, he basically asked for your pension plan."

College-age boy at the gym asked for my snap, I told him I don't use Snapchat he asked why, I said probably bc I'm 30 years old. He said "damn okay can I get your AOL?"Bitch.

anytime someone talks about "double texting" im just like. sorry. cant relate. every single person i actually text will receive 14 texts in a row at 11pm about whatever random thing im thinking about