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@kemzMama Abeg who sing 🎤 this music

Happy birthday Daddywa ❤️ . May God bless you with long life, good health, and plenty money — because your wife no fit suffer 🙏🏽 . May He also touch your heart… especially in certain areas 👀 . I love you… but I’m still watching you 😌 #kemzmama #mummywa

@treatpworld @PoliceNG

This is the picture of the police criminal gang leader who intercepted me at Ajao junction on Wednesday morning being 22nd of April, 2026 while going to work at exactly 05:55am. I saw a colleague by name Comrade chinedu . As i cleared to pick him up, they double crossed me with korope bus without reg number. They forced my colleague out of my vehicle and forcefully collected my key from me and pushed me to the back seat and three of them jumped inside my vehicle all dressed in police uniform, well armed and one on mask. They drove off and turned under NAHCO bridge and headed towards Mile 2. On getting to Cele express, they cleared before the bridge and forced me to transfer the sum of 200k into a named first Bank acct and this transfer was made at gunpoint at exactly 6 29am.Immediately they confirmed the alert, they all jumped down from my vehicle and fled into their korope and zoomed off towards Mile 2. Attached below is the receipt of transaction and the picture of their leader. I reported the incident at the police station, showing them the picture of the gang's team lead but the Nigerian police force has not been forthcoming in their investigation. ✍🏽Aare Feyisayo

@AbeEdetj12b @Rozycruz3 @realdoyeni @yabaleftonline That not a simp 😂 not my gf my wife bro,am doing well so making her living a comfortable life doesn’t make me a simp,Nop you can’t really understand how we started so don’t worry too much about that

@Pato56567 @Rozycruz3 @realdoyeni @yabaleftonline That’s why you should be call a simp, you’re making her feel that’s how it should be and sooner or later you’ll come complaining

Thoughts?

@babalolajamtex @NoodleHairCR7 With yellow card again 😂 🤦‍♂️

@NoodleHairCR7 Why would Messi still got rating over someone who got involve in total 4 goals and won the match

ORLANDO PLAYER MARTIN OJEDA SCORES A HATTRICK VS INTER MIAMI AND HITS THE SIUUUU 😭✌️

@yabaleftonline Person way no fit pay half for husband house,how she won pay full for herself,well maybe she they go her papa house

@Rozycruz3 @realdoyeni @yabaleftonline I don’t even allow my wife to pay for anything I still help her with the house chores..no big deal there

@realdoyeni @yabaleftonline The same way I don't know why you guys make a big deal about paying house rent, paying children's school fees and other small small bills 🚶‍♀️

@paqxybaba @FabrizioRomano Lie kill ur papa 😂 Messi fan u be baba werey

@FabrizioRomano @AbdoolmalieQ_ I am a ronaldo fan but since his protest Al Nassr haven’t lost a game, isn’t that something fishy? Are they buyithe refrees? Just asking

🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo: “We fight to win, but some things we see are NOT good and this is NOT football”. “Not everything is allowed. I will speak about this at the end of the season”.

@blavkmoss It a simple a thing we don’t need to drag too much,this boys don’t want the coach that just it

When others were leaving plus the useless coach Enzo stayed back to listen to the fans, I thought y’all said he is not passionate about the club cause he would like to live in Madrid 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

@AnelechiEmma @DAMIADENUGA Bro how did you know my mind 😂 that werey slow to cross but fast to fight how now 😂

@DAMIADENUGA werey fast to attack but slow to cross road😂🤣

Sloth bear attacks motorcyclist who wanted to help him cross the street to avoid getting run over. Look at the wounds he caused.

@AsakyGRN 😂 when we do graphic design for 2018 to 2020 we they charge $500 for logo no be now way be say people way they do logo done many pass people way they find work

“Show me one graphic designer in Nigeria that has a car and got the car from graphic designing and not teaching. I dealt with UK, Haiti, Dominican Republic, US clients and none paid me ₦1 million for a logo.” — Man says.

@ObaDeleke @ObaDeleke 500k I’m okay

Tomorrow is a new day for your business. Tag someone to bless you with N1,000,000. U never can tell.😉

@chriscxss Drop game today make we play

Money brings motion.

@Chibuezeumeh4 @PoojaMedia You Dey Mind the foolish fans,make we help them no we don’t do that if we loose that doesn’t mean we can’t top 4 we still have some match to go

@PoojaMedia Imagine this season: -Arsenal fans are begging Chelsea to win ManCity tomorrow because Chelsea is their father. - Arsenal fans are attacking Chelsea fans as if we are their husband. --Very disgraceful.

Imagine this season; - Chelsea fans have supported Bruno Fernandes ahead of their players. - Chelsea fans want their team to lose to Man City tomorrow & lose out of the Champions League spot. Imagine the kind of fanbase. Disgraceful

@reuben_ndakara @PoliceNG_CRU @PoliceNG @LagosPoliceNG @TunjiDisu1 @tony_placid @CspIniedu This boy papa they among them na why the werey type this rubbish them no go leave ur papa u they ment

@PoliceNG_CRU @PoliceNG @LagosPoliceNG @TunjiDisu1 @tony_placid @CspIniedu At this point, I began to feel pity for them cos they're family men too, but It appears their case have gone too viral to be ignored and these guys would not change even if they sack all of them. I hope others learn to deal with the public professionally

UPDATE: We have about two to three teams of the @PoliceNG Officers who have been identified for discreditable conduct, we have officers and their Dpo from Satellite @LagosPoliceNG with me as i speak with you, they were shown on twitter harassing some young men: IGP @TunjiDisu1

@john322226 Just add my name here na me you they follow talk but I no owe rent, broke and gbese won injure me igbese way I no sabi 🤦‍♂️

Being broke is bad enough but being broke and owing debts and rent due? That’s a depressing phase that can make you hate yourself and everyone around you.

@delesharkk1 Why u no do am now

Be like na 5k each we go do. 10 PM today. Be there 🤯 💥 💥 🤯

@delesharkk1 5k each

How should we share this money. 10k each or 5k each

@TheIOShowa @dior_dicksonola @Diamondifemi @vdmempire @sowore All this blue tick sabi talk rubbish 😂 because of Elon money all in the name of engagement 😂 Cho Cho Cho no brain 🧠

@dior_dicksonola @Diamondifemi @vdmempire @sowore You think Sowore wouldn’t have done that before the incident of B-Lord’s imprisonment happened, considering VDM’s lawyer is Sowore’s.

I laugh at VDM in Swahili for what’s coming. Being a presidential candidate doesn’t stop Ṣọ́wọ̀rẹ from speaking truth or opposing injustice. Once the VDM vs B-Lord issue involved state instruments to arrest or detain, it stopped being a personal clash and became oppression. The moment we start labeling oppression as “low” or “high,” we begin to normalize it. I agree with Sowore’s stance that VDM can’t claim to fight oppression while using the same tactics against others. If you don’t understand this, you might be speaking out of context. My position! le fini

@izuboii @dammiedammie35 @Czar7Svn This one they farm Elon x money na why him write this nonsense

“If dem b0rn you well Omoyele Sowore, use my picture just like BLord did without my approval, me Verkdarkman will send you to pr!s0n” - VeryDarkMan Vs Sowore🙆🏼‍♂️….This one be like lion and tiger dey f!ght 😭🧎🏻‍♂️‍➡️

@boniface_jrn @_AsiwajuLerry @victorosimhen9 Collect 20,500k give me the 500k

@_AsiwajuLerry @victorosimhen9 Make I see 20m naira na

A closed mouth is a closed destiny. Shoot your shot today. You don’t know who’s watching.