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Fluffy bedsheets, seven pillows, a bathroom stocked with every shower gel you can imagine, and a fridge that’s fully loaded. Honestly, who wouldn’t love that?

Proper old school defender! Our wall at the back! Immense tonight you were Lotte Wubben-Moy!

Niaje? Niaje? Nameless ameconfirm that next week, Sunday, Old School Bongo 6.0 ndio itakuwa the ultimate plan! Get your tickets if you haven't, pale gigs.madfun.com/event/oldschoo… na tupatane Cavalli.

Huyu mzee akubali ako na kipara

arrest that barber

🚨🔵🔴 Barcelona consider Alessandro Bastoni as their top target since months ago. Deal will depend on negotiations with Inter; price tag has not been confirmed yet despite reports on €50m. Bastoni, aware of Barça serious and concrete interest. 🎥🇮🇹 youtu.be/BYUFSIV5TTY

Real women give men money. If she doesn't give you money or put in any effort just dump her and look for another woman

DIG Police Eliud Lagat jets back into the country alongside a contingent of Kenyan police officers who served in the MSS mission in Haiti.

Chapo beans nayo ni food siwezi acha ata nikuwe na pesa aje, one of the best.

@breezrill Kibandaski mimi huitisha chapo ndengu

@Vickthefan Yeah

@PatoKech He's really a good player

Alexis Sanchez was so unlucky not to have won the EPL, I'd have ranked him ahead of Hazard.

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: A comparison between Mohamed Salah and Eden Hazard: • Mohamed Salah for Liverpool: 👤 9 seasons, 433 games 🌟 373 G/A ⚽️ 255 goals 🅰️ 118 assists 🏆 9 trophies 🎖️ Premier League Golden Boot x4 🎖️ PFA Player of the Year x3 • Eden Hazard for Chelsea: 👤 7 seasons, 332 games 🌟 181 G/A ⚽️ 106 goals 🅰️ 75 assists 🏆 6 trophies 🎖️ PFA Player of the Year x1

The day X suspends you is the day you truly realize how little you matter to these platforms. One moment you are visible, the next you are locked out, removed from WhatsApp influencer groups, and treated like you no longer exist. That is why you should never allow yourself to be controlled by Kenyans on any platform. Do what you believe in. Speak how you want to speak. You will never please people online anyway. In fact, the moment you cross 100,000 followers, many people start wanting to see you fall. I say this from experience. This account was suspended for five years, from 2018 until Elon Musk bought X and granted amnesty. Very few people get nuked like that and manage to make a comeback. The lesson is simple.... be multi-platform. Social media is rented space. You can lose your account at any time. What matters most is strengthening your brand and offering something only you can offer, something valuable and unique enough that even if you are taken down, people will still look for you and you can rise again. If there is one thing you should never tolerate on social media, it is being controlled like a remote. You cannot please people here. Many of them simply want to see you down.

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it's always the low quality videos😂😭

Niko Kadi mesaidia IEBC sana kwa budget ya mobilization. Where IEBC used to spend billions, it is now being done for free. We are healing as nation.

Tribalism is slowly knocking on the doors of seriousness. The DCP Silly G came to Nakuru,a cosmopolitan county,and spoke in Murima tongue from A to Z. The Yamune FC is unhappy.

@Jiirani Rt

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