Patra Philpott@PatraPhilpott·23 Ağu@alicia_sanders1 @WhitneyHecker @LauraC_Lowes @JamesW_2009 @BrianTe58414379 We have glitter inside the buckets and our own personal glitter. Sorry @alicia_sanders1 you have been out glittered✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨Çevir English0000
Patra Philpott@PatraPhilpott·17 NisLooked up from a text message and thought, "Oh shit. I'm driving." fw2.bdsmgalls.net/cliffordÇevir English0030
Patra Philpott@PatraPhilpott·15 Nisshort.bdsmgalls.net/rosalyn "Tell me the story behind each of your tattoos." -No one, everÇevir English0000
Patra Philpott@PatraPhilpott·11 NisLotta dudes in this coffee shop looking poignant. go.bdsmgalls.net/lynetteÇevir English0000
Patra Philpott@PatraPhilpott·30 MarI got a Jury Summons today, I'm sending them my Twitter profile to get out of it. Fingers crossed. go.bdsmgalls.net/geraldineÇevir English0000
Patra Philpott@PatraPhilpott·6 MarHow can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence? shorturl.xaijo.com/wallaceÇevir English0000
Patra Philpott@PatraPhilpott·26 Şubbitly.xaijo.com/arline My two year old nephew, though adorable, is a pretty violent drunk.Çevir English0000
Patra Philpott@PatraPhilpott·25 ŞubI wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman. googl.adultgalls.com/jennieÇevir English0000
Patra Philpott@PatraPhilpott·22 ŞubI'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/ronnieÇevir English0000
Patra Philpott@PatraPhilpott·19 Şubshorturl.xaijo.com/kimberly i want a segway so i can ride my segway away from my problemsÇevir English0000
Patra Philpott@PatraPhilpott·18 AraI don't care if you're a dog person or a cat person, I generally don't date anyone with a tail. bitly.xaijo.com/maryellenÇevir English0000
Patra Philpott@PatraPhilpott·18 AraAirport bathrooms are home to the loudest, angriest, most unapologetic farts known to man. gnail.in/imeldaÇevir English0000
Patra Philpott@PatraPhilpott·3 Arabitly.xaijo.com/martin Tried to unlock my door with a banana. How am I still alive?Çevir English0000
Patra Philpott@PatraPhilpott·19 KasIf 9/11 happened in Vegas, no one would have ever known due to that silly motto. bitly.xaijo.com/abigailÇevir English0000
Patra Philpott@PatraPhilpott·29 AğuBin Laden is also responsible for all of my typos and unfunny tweets. bitly.xaijo.com/JgbcKÇevir English0000