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Patriarchy Central

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The command center of The Patriarchy. Men get their edicts, news and Male Privileges™ here. A parody of feminism's The Patriarchy. Pronouns: Sir/My Lord.

Omnipresent, yet invisible. Katılım Ekim 2014
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Patriarchy Central@PatriarchyCtrl·
Patriarchy Central is intended to be a parody of "The Patriarchy" of feminist lore, with a twist. The twist is that Patriarchy Central doesn't promote actual violence against women (or men for that matter), as feminists often suggest that "The Patriarchy" does.
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91.4% of respondents to this poll think that Patriarchy Central should not be deleted. Thank you for your loyalty! Now, as for the 8.6% that wanted us deleted, we know who you heretics are...
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Poll: Delete Patriarchy Central? I've just received a request by Archangel @wholetruthblog to delete Patriarchy Central. He wrote: "Delete it. Youre not opposing feminism you are giving their delusions legitimacy." Should I delete Patriarchy Central based on this comment?

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Patriarchy Central@PatriarchyCtrl·
@20_odysseus If you think that's bad, what about the army that tried to deliver a Trojan horse to Troy, New York.
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Odysseus 20@20_odysseus·
@PatriarchyCtrl The ol' Trojan Pyramid. How many times have you fallen for it this month?
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The Patriarchy should be responding to the threats from The Sisterhood. Instead, they've become fascinated by the *gift from The Illuminati. *Eye of Providence.
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I just noticed the other sign saying "Burn The Patriarchy down". This heresy must be stopped! ~The Patriarchy
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@KenGWiebe You wouldn't enjoy those mixers. They serve shepherd's pie in the way you don't like.
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ken wiebe@KenGWiebe·
@PatriarchyCtrl This is the first I've heard about destroying the Sisterhood. That would be a shame, I rather enjoy the mixers.
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@FatherX2022 @wholetruthblog By the way, could you "re-like" my previous post with the cartoon of the woman carrying the heretical sign about "ending The Patriarchy"? I made a typo in the original and had to redo it, which means losing my original likes. ~The OCD Patriarchy
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Father X@FatherX2022·
@PatriarchyCtrl @wholetruthblog 🤣🤣🤣 "you are giving their delusions legitimacy." Really? Somebody had that interpretation of reality? 🤣🤣🤣 how does anyone conclude that?
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Patriarchy Central@PatriarchyCtrl·
Poll: Delete Patriarchy Central? I've just received a request by Archangel @wholetruthblog to delete Patriarchy Central. He wrote: "Delete it. Youre not opposing feminism you are giving their delusions legitimacy." Should I delete Patriarchy Central based on this comment?
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Archangel@wholetruthblog·
The sisterhood exists. The patriarchy doesn’t.
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The meeting minutes: Agenda Item 1: Fez compliance. Discussion: Brother Phineas appeared without his ceremonial fez. He stated that it was "at the dry cleaners." The explanation was received with skepticism. Resolution: None. Meeting adjourned without decisive action.
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Not wearing your fez to a meeting of The Patriarchy is considered poor etiquette. And Phineas offers up a lame excuse. I'm not sure the other Patriarchs are buying it.
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Patriarchy Central@PatriarchyCtrl·
Poll: The Patriarchy has been asked by @madmanmikey whether the correct term is "femisphere" or "femosphere".
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