Patrick Cooley

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Before I die, I would like to see an Ohio State basketball team advance past the 2nd round of the tournament #Buckeyes

Sweet Georgia Brown, are the #Cavs really about to lose to Milwaukee?

Are they really calling 'Dune Part 3' a "conclusion?" Because there's at least three more books worth of source material left

What St. Patrick's Day means when you have 3 small children

Man, the #Buckeyes looked awesome .... for about the first 30 minutes

Good morning, friends. When #OhioState university president(s) suddenly resign, the next step is... name the new leader just as quickly. thelantern.com/2026/03/provos…

Still the best Star Wars movie and I will fight anyone who disagrees

Miami basketball is undefeated and somehow they aren't on national TV?

Fuck you, Google AI assistant. I don't need you telling me a sentence is too long

The only Olympics I watched were the two gold medal hockey games, and frankly, I think that's all I needed

Especially if it's one of the few nationally televised #Cavs games

It should be illegal for the #Buckeyes and the #Cavs to play at the same time

Anyone ever notice how the Peppa Pig narrator throws some serious shade at Daddy Pig?

Didn't the #Lakers have a 10 point lead in the first half? This is a more than 40 point turnaround for the @cavs

Are the @Cavs better without Darius Garland? Discuss... #LetEmKnow

The #Buckeyes and the #Cavs both won last night? Yeah, I'm calling this Victory Tuesday

Did the #Cavs just beat Philly without Darius Garland

Let Stephen Soderberg make the Ben Solo movie you cowards

@StarWarsDaily_ The Force Awakens is fun and The Last Jedi is the best Star Wars movie

Say something nice about the Sequels