Patrick Barchok | #HostWithBarchok

To doing hard things in 2026.

@VanVoke @SpaceYaMagari Hahaha wewe wacha Bana.

@PatrickBarchok @SpaceYaMagari I want one with a GTI . Mimi i have a gwagon year of make 1998

Okay, I'm not going to hide no more. I really yearn to drive this 4.4 Hilux. Who are this tweeps who have them? We can meet up, exchange for an hour or two - I have an e300. Help a young boy trapped in this adult's body dreams come to life. @SpaceYaMagari.

When two heads of state meet to discuss how to whip and discipline citizens demanding accountability, we’ve crossed from democracy into dictatorship. President Suluhu’s call for President Ruto to join her in suppressing Gen Zs is a conspiracy against constitutional rights. The audacity to frame calls for good governance as notorious behaviour that must be tamed is an insult to every freedom our constitutions guarantee. Democracy is anchored on the fundamental pillars of the rule of law, human rights and accountable leadership. These aren’t negotiable. If exercising our constitutional right to protest makes us deserving of canes and whips then our leaders have forgotten who they serve. We will not be silenced. We will not be beaten into submission. The Constitution is our shield and defender and not the whims of those who fear accountability.

@ntvkenya @MutaiHillary_ I mean, unless @MaithyaVilivu has said it, I tend to belive otherwise. Thanks for your attention on this matter.

The Kenya Met has issued a 24-hour alert for heavy rainfall and thunderstorms today, May 6, affecting Nairobi, Central Kenya and parts of the Rift Valley. #NewsFixNTV

@brokensuit44 So scary man! The realization that you could possibly not be here now! Grateful for life man. Ey!

@PatrickBarchok Scary ei?

I changed flights (airlines) because I wanted to save 5-10 USD. (Can’t quite remember the figure but it was small) The flight I initially was to take went down and all onboard sadly left us….

Now I understand the guys who watch transformers.

Inject!

Potholes damage. Send something for the pains. #spaceyamagari @VanVoke

Man, I underestimated what AA membership meant until I was stuck in Yala at 5am in the morning. Guys really came through — with Jared from Kisumu ensuring that I got towed, got a garage on Sunday to have the car sorted . Happy customer. @AAKenya

@zollz @kah1ga Sign me up.

Ama sote tuhamie Murang'a halafu tusongeshe borders polepole hadi Murang'a ifunike Kenya yote?

@Kalasinga_ @KefahNgwei Haha we mzee! T for tough

@KefahNgwei Hata Motorsports haibambi siku hizi

Say what you want to say but Verstappen is just the best there is right now.

Insane crowds once again in Kenya 🤩 #WRC | #SafariRallyKenya 🇰🇪

A first podium in red for Lewis Hamilton!! 👏❤️ #F1 #ChineseGP

@Kalasinga_ Haha, we wakili!😂. Kwanza we have pending business.

Mko na bahati sana. Pun very much intended.

Scripted or not, this was so good growing up. Especially the Cena music playing. Aargh, good old times.

43 lives later with the floods. I can almost ascertain next year, will be same story.

How is it that most if not all comedy special, they always use a coded mic? Why not wireless?

I’ve accepted I’m old. I watched War Machine and slept halfway through. Now, I’m trying to finish and I don’t remember anything 😆

Pro bono weekly forecast for distressed Nairobians (myself included😃): This evening, there shall be moderate to heavy rains depending on exact location. Starting tomorrow into next week, rainfall intensity reduces significantly but temps remain relatively cool up to Wednesday