Patrick Batman

When I’m walking in the woods and a little giggling gnome runs past

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@ProperHorrorS @ThatCrimeGuy @Murgoot @mirchronos The intense jazz music is what makes it fun for me lol. Hadn’t heard about him doing Basic Instinct.

@PatrickBat72473 @ThatCrimeGuy @Murgoot @mirchronos Sloptacular... but I loved the gimmick. Has he done Basic Instinct yet?

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It’s not often you see a vagina this grateful.

Why the UK and Japan Are Basically the Same Country - Constitutional monarchies - Island nations - Unique food culture - Suck at foreign languages (because island nations) - Had empires - People are mad at them (because empires) - Tea

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Real men think about the British Empire often.

*you’re in a John Wick movie*

How is he STILL doing this bro 😭

I need some Alien 3 gear

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