Patrick Monahan

TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT: ‘Patrick Monahan - Exclusively’. Starts Saturday 10th Feb 2024 to Glasgow 30th June 2024. All details on my website patrickmonahan.co.uk (sign up to my mailing list to be kept up to date!) Happy #Monday xx #brand #new #standup #comedy #tour #exclusively

MORE, MORE, MORE previews & tour show this week! Tues 14th July Brighton Komedia Preview Fri 17th July Worthing Pavillion Tour show Sat 18th July Ramsgate Arts club Preview Happy south coast Monday xx #standup #comedy #brighton #worthing #ramsgate

England or Erling Haaland? Who is the biggest threat to the 2026 World Cup? Or Jordan Henderson on an advertising board? Happy football Saturday xx #England #Norway #erlinghaaland #football #worldcup

What’s your favourite contest, competition or fixture coming up? Happy Binface Thursday xx #NigelFarage #BinFace #uk #clactononsea #election

The comedy tour trains rides again! This Friday 10th July, I’m on beautiful Cheltenham @everymanchelt 7.45pm. Then Friday 17th July in gorgeous Worthing @wtmworthing 7.30pm. Big tour hugs xx #comedy #tour #Cheltenham #worthing #liveshow

7pm or 1am? What time do you like to watch things? Happy sleepy tv Sunday xx See you tonight in beautiful Peterborough Key Theatre at 7.45pm for my preview of my new stand up show, I should be finished by 1am! Big hugs xx #england #mexico #football #soccer #worldcup

Always love and chat & catch up 🙌🙌🙌 see you in Worthing on 17th July!

Complain about it or embrace the weather? Comedian @PatrickJMonahan appears on our podcast: mixcloud.com/dan-flanagan/ And get tickets to see Patrick's brilliant show at the Pavilion in Worthing on July 17th >>> wtm.uk/events/patrick…

What is your phobia? This lovely couple met over the phobia of turkeys! Back on tour next Friday 10th July in beautiful Cheltenham every man theatre Thanks to lovely @thepottersarmspub & to the lovely young couple in the clip who also gave me a lift to the station after the gig!

How much money did you make last year? You want to make a billion dollars, pound or yen? Then here’s some tips! Happy Donald Friday xx #Donald #Trump #billion #president #currency

When you’re put on the spot, you’ll say anything! See you this Sunday night 7.45pm at the beautiful Peterborough Key Theatre, for my brand new stand up show! Then Monday 6th July at lovely Rochester comedy club for a preview at 8.30pm! #standup #comedy #peterborough #rochester

10 Downing Street in the north, an empty Buckingham palace & homes r’us! Where would you live? Happy PM Thursday xx #primeminister #king #charles #uk #andyburnham

I love my family friendly audiences, I even love when they don’t know who’s family there in! This week previews: Sat 4th July Guildford festival 7pm Sun 5th Peterbrough key theatre 7.45pm Mon 6th Rochester 9pm Then tour show Fri 10th July Cheltenham Playhouse theatre 7.45pm

All change at the top! Who’s going to be in charge after the heat dies down? Who would want to be in charge? Happy chancellor Saturday xx #chancellor #uk #heatwave #rachelReeves #army

Is there anything still left open or running in the UK 🇬🇧 as the heatwave sweeps across the country closing down every service! My train was delayed 3 hours during the heatwave! Happy sunny Friday xx #standup #comedy #uk #heatwave #trains

The UK is in crisis! What is it this time? Happy heatwave Wednesday xx #uk #heatwave #summer #crisis #roasting

What are your final thoughts & reasons for leaving any job? Happy Keir Starmer Monday xx #keirstarmer #andyburnham #pm #uk #resignation

MORE MORE MORE!! More tour & solo shows announced! Nottingham 3rd November 2026. Lovely show in Nott’s last night, two hecklers but lovely crowd! Happy longest day Sunday xx #Standup #comedy #Nottingham #festival #heckler

Another sunny day & another lovely festival! Several more weekend festivals before I hit Edinburgh fest for the month of August! Happy outdoor Saturday xx Thanks to @farmyard_party_bike_rally #standup #comedy #festival #saturday #farmyard

What a week! And we’ve not even had the weekend yet! Happy sunshine Friday xx More previews & tour shows in July & Sept coming soon xx #makerfield #byelection #andyburnham #worldcup #uk