Patrick Rowles

@Kristinartz Mind your own business

My neighbor is 66, but she still dresses and acts like she's much younger. What do you think I should do?

@piersmorgan You must have watched it to know it was bad. Tool.

Eurovision is so bad. Why does anyone watch this crap?

@Jennifer55gt No but your lying is.

Is my age an problem? I’m 66 born in 1973

@Bigqadi Brick walls normally help

If my car’s brakes fail at high speed, can I just turn off the engine to stop the car?

@otokyo__ You sound about 5 years old.

Dear atheist, What if, after you die, you find out that God is real all along? You lose.

@cityzenken_ I'd rather be a banter club than a corrupt club.

I hope Manchester United fans know that if Arsenal wins this league, Man U will be the new banter club. 13 years without the league, 18 years without the UCL is a big shame to any big club regardless of the condition.

@Moon_AGD When a player no longer wants to play for the club what are you supposed to do? This isn't FIFA 26

Grown men sat in a board room and decided Marcus Rashford wasn’t worth being part of Man United’s squad over Mason Mount

As much as I love Carrick but he has no plan B

@terryflewers He's messed up? He's had no transfer window.

Carrick has messed up with this midfield, no power!

@Lea_EFC Nothing like stating the obvious to get attention hey?

Arsenal, Aston Villa and Crystal Palace all in major European Finals, while Manchester United haven’t kicked a ball in Europe this season 😂

@moonchild23580 Why?

Men who can cook... who taught you?

@Jenniferarcuri Aren't you just a fuckin hero

I never wore a mask, never took a test, never had a jab. And I’m certainly not starting now.

@ChrisTu33799970 Will they? Will they though?

How satisfying is that voting for a party that will put British people first Vote Reform UK

@Jenny_1884 Oh I don't know? I enjoyed the time off work. I live on a golf course by the way.

Does anyone else think this Hantavirus is just another one of these scams to try & lock us down again. I’m not falling for it again.

@TheFLZone Nope

As a neutral... do you want Arsenal as an English club to win the Champions League?

@Furious_red_ What a stupid fuckin question. If someone offered that kind of money for any player at any club it would be accepted. Someone is seeking attention here.

If a club offered £250M for Amad Diallo, would you be willing to let him go?

@LegendEskimoBoy But VAR love LiVARpool

Bruno Red card means he can’t equal assist record. PGMOL love United.

@GuntherEagleman NATO isn't panicking. NATO is about peace.... not about starting oil wars.

🚨 CONFIRMED! President Trump is BRINGING OUR TROOPS HOME! First batch of 5,000 U.S. soldiers starting immediate withdrawal from Germany! NATO is panicking!

@PoojaMedia Yet another overseas blue tick wanker

It's sad that in this century, a club like Man Utd is celebrating qualifying for the Champions League.

@ammandev Be honest..... do you still live with your mum?

Be honest… is it time to move on from Mason Mount or give him one more year? 🤨