Patrick Strait

@Jpegolden He’s coming.

I swear to god, if you do the thing

It’s been pretty tough to LOL this year. Fortunately, we’ve got a few standup comics who are up for the challenge. racketmn.com/twin-cities-mn…

A witness shared this video with me showing an ICE officer shooting a driver in an SUV in south Minneapolis. DHS says the woman is dead.

Remember, it’s Christmas EVE. Not Christmas STEVE.

If your team wins the NBA Cup you should be required to spend the full $1 million prize money within 24 hours.

*Me at my grandma’s funeral: “I’m going to get in the casket to do a Bees in the Trap video with Nana.”

How come the scarecrow in Wicked for Good looks like Ryan Reynolds?

Shadow banned from my parents’ approval.

Made it to 10 years. Very grateful. Also learned to make a long-winded video. Here’s what happened, the steps I took, and what my life is like today. Thanks. #recovery #sobriety #sober

If I see something that looks cool online I immediately go to “got to be fucking AI”so I’ll probably never appreciate anything ever again. Cool! Thanks computers!

@Lauderdale11 What the fuck ever!

Whats bull pain up to?

It’s been a pretty wild year and a half for @NickSwardson, Minnesota comedy’s favorite diarrhea aficionado. racketmn.com/nick-swardson-…

“I want to work around the Midwest and go through the stage of my career where I do a bunch of shows for two weeks, then come back with less money than I started with.” buff.ly/BU6OcVR

@WrestleOps This man has a whole ass stable and his wife is the one who saves him?

Overall thoughts on THAT ending: #WWEClash

@TheEmilJay I need to check that out!

@PatrickStrait i agree but they just did that best of though for him last friday so that's likely a longshot

for fans of the wwf vault channel who would you like to see them make a mixtape for in the future? they've already done randy savage, terry funk and bret hart and there's a couple others in the works for this year who should join this list of awesome programming??

“I want to bring respect back to Minneapolis comedy for the non-famous.” buff.ly/EKjyBm8

Very cool that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce announced their engagement to take the heat off of Lil Nas X.

@MrSantiZap HLA. We all made fun of Vince Russo for his silly WCW ideas, but then we trot this out on live TV?

FOR A VIDEO What DID/ALMOST made you stop watching WWE? a terrible match, bad storylines, awful booking decisions, etc. (Keep it to one per reply) I will review a comment on a bunch of them for Friday's video. Disclaimer: Your username will appear in the video

There is no phrase that will make someone feel insecure and self conscious faster than “you wear that shirt a lot.”