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@Patrick_Martini

nothing I post is valid but *all views expressed are mine alone and do not reflect any organization*

Union Beach, NJ/New York, NY Katılım Ağustos 2012
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my butt def got bigger but now i have to figure out how to take better pics
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@bghxcx The way I was like this looks like Ben kinda
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benji@bghxcx·
okay but why do i look like a fireman with this haircut and the stache
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State of New York@NYGov·
it’s hole filling season
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@r_batchelor_ Ohhh I’m sad to read this I’ve never been and really wanted to go but I can’t do bad sound
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R2B2 ✨🛸🛸✨@r_batchelor_·
You guys still go to otherworld in Philly knowing the sound is straight up garbage? Do any of you have standards at all ?
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@r_batchelor_ No they’re just gonna see you dancing at the function say “yo what’s good bro I like your vibe” and then message you three months later on ig at 1:30 am on a Sunday being like “hey I was thinking…”
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R2B2 ✨🛸🛸✨@r_batchelor_·
House music was made for gay people who could dance not burners and frat bros. If I don’t see you bitches whacking or vogueing at these functions I’m gonna call upon the dead to haunt you for the rest of your lives
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Turnbull@cturnbull1968·
It’s real simple. If the driver wanted to run over the ICE agent, she’d have driven straight. Instead, she had the wheel fully turned and the cop pulled the trigger, from the corner of the hood and actually leaned in to do it. He executed her.
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chart data@chartdata·
.@rihanna's 'ANTI' has now spent 500 weeks on the Billboard 200. First album by a black female artist to reach this milestone in the chart's history.
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not Pat@Patrick_Martini·
Need a frost children DJ set asap
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@stephs0up @Prof_Shlappy “I think” and “objective” in the same sentence lol Everyone is entitled to their objective opinion I guess LOL
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@_V3C7 @itsrowan__ @cargnarlie so in your honest opinion then what is the appropriate way to tell someone that you didn’t like their actions or behavior?
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V3C7@_V3C7·
@itsrowan__ @cargnarlie Cater to men’s sensitivities would be to avoid the condescending statement altogether. That doesn’t mean I’m asking the OP to temper it. I’m pointing out that condescension is never well received.
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this is why we’re afraid to be honest and cancel btw
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@MrNOVApolitico Playing field is level buddy you’re just being a sore loser about it lol
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Looking at the screen from the back of this Tesla and thinking about how a Tesla computer is just a sensory ninja. Or toph bei Fong. Pretty cool but el*n still a bitch
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If I had to pick one thing to criticize about seven stars it would be that they didn’t have beatbox but had FOUR LOKO instead which actually felt like assault Anyway if you saw me day 3 between 8:30-11:3 pm…no u didn’t 🥰
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.@mashturbae·
excited to celebrate patrick’s birthday tomorrow <3
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@wreckno A terrible song with terrible structure and a boring melody and mediocre drags…clock it
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Wreckno 🦋@wreckno·
Doubling down on being boring by writing the lamest “diss” track ever is one way to go about it lmfao
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@h0jizz yessss Jalen!!!!
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just finding out today that Alice longyu gao wrote gnarly…retrospectively this should have been obvious lol
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They just told me I couldn’t have condiments for my fries. Insane immediate 1 point deduction 5.5/10
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-Drink and food lines are LONGGGGG. Should be more bartenders for sure at least. -vibes are great so far. No one is too social but no one is too crazy either — then again I’m only here on Sunday so it might just be lower energy. -so far 6.5/10
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Experts only thoughts if anyone cares: -fest is very small. Unless you’re right at the stage there is mucho sound bleed so there’s no listening to a set while using the bathroom or getting food/drink -the production is weak for daytime but it’s the first one so I give a pass
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