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This is not just bad politics. It is bad manners! Only the head of the family has the final word on who can access which room in the home. He doesn’t need lectures from a recently adopted child! Above all, when you insult your father’s visitors you’ve insulted your father.

@nbstv @AnitahAmong @Adam_Mayambala This was harsh man Simon Kagwanjala predicted this... Damn!!!! 😂😂😂

VIDEO: We do cooperate with other political parties but the cooperation doesn’t mean that you come up to my bedroom; you remain in the compound. - Rt. Hon. @AnitahAmong 📹: @Adam_Mayambala #NBSUpdates

@nbstv @KagutaMuseveni Bro is roasting everyone there including himself 😂😂

President @KagutaMuseveni: As we are speaking now, one of the satellites of the USA is going around the moon. For us, we are here in Kyankwanzi eating macaroni. This is very dangerous. #NBSUpdates

@yabaleftonline Uganda for you 😂🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬

Wahala 😂

@aumahope2 UCL ?! Southampton You've forgotten already?!

We have never lost an away game

@Rileystill02 Strain.... Are you also bitten?!

Got my second tattoo today, how does it look? 🫣

@TugumeRonald14 @DanielLutaaya Very unrelated We're talking about Humans here Things that reasons n talks

@DanielLutaaya Whether the knife falls on the watermelon or the watermelon falls on the knife. It is the knife that cuts the watermelon. The watermelon can never cut a knife

If both the woman and man are drunk, none can consent. So how come the man is never considered the victim. Can’t men be sexually abused too? Can’t a man be taken advantage of by a predatorial woman? Lawyers on this app, Just out of curiosity why is it that the courts almost always assume that the man was sober and that the woman was the victim?

@TouchlineX Some of these *JUST IN* are actually unnecessary

🚨 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: Arsenal players holding multiple pens together during training today.

@aumahope2 Corner Kamdini We're coming 😂

@Patrick_P_256 😹😹😹

Thank God my introduction will be in Oyam where no tweeps are found and even the villagers there are not on X

@EstherAssimwe Still milking on that marriage?!

Imagine not wanting people to see your partner because you married for comfort. Baby girl,katonda akebela mitiima. We know you don't love him but don't disturb anyone if you want to divorce since you didn't inquire from anyone when you wanted to be married. Old men are not easy😂

@DrSerunjogiEmma That song should be banned He might have released it for his kind of people without the intention to fuel criminal activities but it indirectly point towards the same Sad song 😔

That song "mukube paver" disgusts me!!! Being in hospital emergency room, everyday you get someone bleeding, or unconscious after being hit with a paver by thieves, it's worse in areas around Nalya, northern bypass, Mulago, Nansana. Now we have a song glorifying this inhumane act. Inspiring ghetto youths that they should be merciless, hit anyone with a paver, break their skulls, makes it a good thing!!! Some will say it's just music but a love song can make someone fall in love if you send it as a dedication, songs are used to win elections, people buy clothes they see in song videos or start walking like their favourite musicians. You may not get inspired by a particular song but someone else will and do what the song exactly says. I know people who died, children orphaned after dad being hit with pavers, some are still struggling with stroke, their whole lives changed. We cannot be glorifying this, we actually needed a song against use of pavers to hurt someone. There's a man I will never forget who was hit with a paver around Namugongo, he paralyzed starting from the neck downwards till now, he is always in a wheelchair!!! If you find this funny, may the lord bless you with reality or open your eyes with an example. Someone needs to do something. @PoliceUg @BalaamBarugahar @MinofHealthUG @DianaAtwine

@faith_nabushawo It's Monday

It will be a Saturday like this in 2027, with heavy traffic, when you're coming back from attending my wedding in Mbale. 📌

@WelBeast Living to our name "BOTTLER FC" 😭😭😭

Knocked out of 2 cup competitions in two games in a row.

@Arsenal 😭😭😭😭

Our FA Cup journey ends here. Attentions turn to Sporting CP on Tuesday.

@Arsenal From Quadraple to Treble To Double To Single To Zero As Arsenal fans, it's the hope that kills us

Goal for Southampton - scored by Charles. 🟡 2-1 🔴 (85)

@Arsenal A well deserved goal Arsenal deserved to concede that goal They're over missing important chances

Goal for Southampton - scored by Stewart. 🟡 1-0 🔴 (35)

@LFC What a painful exit?!

We exit the #EmiratesFACup.

@256Rootyherman Banger !!!

Her husband becomes the first man to be in the longest distance relationship

@FabrizioRomano Twerking for Madrid Rodri too Obsession with Madrid 😂

🚨 Enzo Fernández will be left OUT of next two games by Chelsea after his recent quotes on future, Madrid and more. “Enzo will NOT play tomorrow and against Man City. I have no bad words for him but a line was crossed and we had to SANCTION Enzo”, says Liam Rosenior.