Patrick Stephens

then realise one pillow costs £20

@ImGrantKeller @gorskon @GidMK @JonWTOL @ufindlay I’d rather have the optimism of the students that are trying to make a breakthrough rather than being part of the population that prowl through twitter and sweep negativity over positive possibilities.’most’ trials don’t work but that doesn’t mean that all will fail in the future

@gorskon @GidMK @JonWTOL @ufindlay ‘Probably’ don’t be so pessimistic

@GidMK @JonWTOL @ufindlay Or just: New chemical kills cancer cells in a dish but will probably never become a treatment.

Ruth Jones and I have been keeping this secret for a while... We’re excited to share it with you. See you on Christmas Day ⁦@BBCOne⁩ #GavinandStacey

Freddie Harris farts in the club

@vurkhoven Had to use google to see what trophies spurs have in the last decade, turns out there isn’t any, closest thing was the Mickey Mouse cup

@Patrick_S9 4-0

3-0 down against Bournemouth season over for them, wont beat city in the Mickey Mouse trophy either, classic Chelsea.

A feel like having a hand tattoo of a Rose is the male version of having a fiat 500 why does no one speak about that?

@BenKN7 @FreharrisHarris

Only Eggars students will know what it's like to walk into a class and see Mrs West as a sub

Air hockey

@ellie_rodger You first?

Life hack: never get a car, you’ll literally have thousands to spend on other stuff that doesn’t piss you off

When people say "at least it's Friday tomorrow" but you work weekends 🙃

We're a legion now ! 1.000.000 THANKS !! RT to enter the contest, I'll pick 5 winners (but I still dont know what will be the present 😂)

A festival and renewing my car insurance in the same week has absolutely rinsed me🙃

Dab on it wagwan x 💯