Dorian Evans

∆ The once human ancestor of the Evans line. ∆ Husband to @WoodenPatron, the first to fall into the dark temptations. ∆ Cruelty beyond measure, all for the sake of continuing the family line. ∆ Beware his silvered tongue, for it hides his poisoned words. ∆ More below ⬇️

@MeetTiny And?

@PatronOfSteel RUDE.

He is a cruel beast, yes. Clawed fingers are flexed, his hand opening and closing for a few moments. "How fragile. How terribly fragile."

The blonde takes the bottle, taking a moment to appreciate the weight in his grip. Then he pops the cork off with his teeth. "To new friends!"

"No. The bottle will do just fine." He holds out a hand, fingers twitching slightly in subtle anticipation.

"Hydromel. Surprise me on where the province is."

"If you offer, how could I be so rude as to reject said offer?"

"Oh, there's certainly some clawing at throats. Foreplay really."

@MeetTiny Because it's funny.

@PatronOfSteel . . . Why her?!

@MeetTiny He certainly can. There's not much else to do today. Besides, she's rather amusing when she's terrified.

@PatronOfSteel She bolted out the way she came, scurrying away to find someplace else to hide. Dear god, he's not gonna chase her all day, is he?!

"That would be my wife, in simple terms."

"Ah! *Her!* She isn't part of the family. Unless you're talking about HER?"

@MeetTiny The blonde hums softly, greatly amused as Blake scurries away in panic. He wrenches his sword free of the floor, the heavy and rusted blade coming to rest upon his shoulder.

@PatronOfSteel "EEK—!" It prompted her to keep on going faster. Oh god, he's actually trying to kill her! What did she do?!

"Oh? 2? You have my attention even more. I believe I am one of them. Who would be the other?"

@HarshTendencies "Hrm. Then be prepared to deal with more instances. If she continues to pretend, sooner or later reality will come like the tide."

@PatronOfSteel "She's been wonderful to me. I don't think she's much of a handle aside from a very few instances."

"Who am I? I'm Rhea. But the real question is who are you?"

@HarshTendencies "Hrmph. Ah, I can only wish you luck with her then. An Evans is a fount of stubbornness."

@PatronOfSteel "Exactly like that at times. She's stubborn at times, but I let her indulge in however many steaks can satisfy her."

@HarshTendencies "Ah. How cute. Like trying to get a kid to eat their healthy foods."

@PatronOfSteel "As far as I know, yes. She does have veggies reluctantly."

@HarshTendencies "Only meat, yes?"

@PatronOfSteel "She may be a cannibal but she hasn't expressed that side to me yet. But she does appreciate a ton of meat for dinner."

@HarshTendencies "Very much so, but you're dating a cannibal."

@PatronOfSteel "Just curious with how 'bad' they must be. Sounds like they are potentially quite bad.-"

@HarshTendencies "Now why would I tell you my bad points?"

@PatronOfSteel "Things such as? Well might as well begin listing and see if that helps sway my opinion."

@HarshTendencies "Oh, I'm polite. You'll most likely learn things about me that may change your mind on me."

@PatronOfSteel "I can bet you do. So you're not all bad, aside from the whole magic stealing thing and using it and whatever. Seeing as I'm engaged to Katherine and all. Nice to know more of her family isnt all horrible."

@HarshTendencies "Oh, I have my fun with everyone. You're just here now."

@PatronOfSteel "Well. Not entirely, but still! Out of everyone you have to poke fun."