Pat Sajak

@WilliamShatner Glad to hear it, Bill. For a moment there, I was shattered.

So I understand that tabloids say my shoulder was shattered.🧐 Dramatic. 🎭Colorful. 🌈 Completely untrue. 🚫 It was a routine procedure.🤷🏼 I’m so well that tomorrow I’ll be in Cleveland at a convention. Remember that tabloids don’t let facts get in the way of a good headline.😉

I know you’ll think I’m making this up, but I swear it’s true. I saw a customer in a mattress store today.

I’ve just been purchased by Paramount.

@RobertIrvine It is, indeed. Hoping the same is true for you!

A Giant amongst men , and a great human being to boot . Hope all is well pat 😎🙏💯

Not that it’s important enough to lose sleep over, however: Pedal Boat: Powered by foot pedals, often with a hidden paddle wheel or propeller. Paddle Boat: Powered by paddles used with your arms, like a canoe or kayak. Most small rental boats with seats and pedals on lakes are technically pedal boats but are commonly called paddle boats because their mechanism involves paddling (a paddle wheel).  Now we can all relax.

@GreenTengu @CNviolations It’s a boat with pedals that are used to drive its propulsion system-PADDLES! The boats are called paddle boats not pedal boats. Fire whoever came up with that puzzle! And shame on @patsajak for participating in this farce.

Bro- 😭

An icon and a former TV game show host.

I love this restaurant. Pretty classy of them to personalize these for me!

@GloriaLoring Happy birthday from your Super Password pal!

To all my loyal MySpace followers: thanks for 20 wonderful years. More fun to come!!

It’s really pathetic when well-to-do celebrities tag companies like @ROLEX or @TiffanyAndCo or @BMW or @LouisVuitton just trying to get free things.

I proudly salute my fellow veterans. Thanks to you all.

Apparently the most common side effect from prescription drugs advertised on TV is an irresistible urge to sing and dance.

In the spirit of Halloween, I’ve lowered the voltage on our security fences.

@Donkeyhead6 Shhh! Keep it between us. It’s important that no one suspect.

I had a minor accident this morning. I sprained my index finger using a dropdown menu to find my year of birth. Should heal quickly.

@intentionmentor I think I might rather eat my drawing. ;-)

@patsajak Well here was mine.

I’m sorry, but I neglected to take my phone with me yesterday afternoon. I had to draw my lunch from memory. My apologies. I’ll do better today.

@Jim22Palmer Damn! It was a Double Double. I forgot to draw the second pattie!

@patsajak I think we had the same meal yesterday. In n Out? Double double, light well fries?

Time flies…but not THAT fast. Happy, happy birthday @patsajak!

Even though I’m off the show, I was smart enough to trademark some unique phrases they continue to use, so I still get paid each time they come up. I’ve done especially well this season with, “Yes, there are 2 Rs.”