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@OpieRadio A sidewalk and a shoe stomping it.

A garbage can.

@klara_sjo Nah I used to buy vegetable seeds and animal feed from that spot even back when it was Chuck’s.

这块招牌是个巧妙的玩笑。店名叫 “Sneed's Feed & Seed”（斯尼德的饲料与种子店），其中 “feed”（饲料）和 “seed”（种子）都以 “-eed” 结尾，和店主 “Sneed”（斯尼德）的名字完美押韵。 招牌上还写着这家店以前叫 “Chuck's”（查克的店），暗示如果换成以 “Chuck” 结尾的店名，那么原本以 “F” 和 “S” 开头的两个单词（feed 和 seed），结尾就会变成 “-uck”，于是整间店就变成了 “Chuck's Fuck and Suck”（查克的操与吸店 / 查克的操逼店）。 这是一个经典的英语双关语冷笑话，利用了英文单词的押韵结构（-eed → -uck）来制造下流幽默。

@christaforcola @JasmineForUS @tify330 @Cjpearson @EricLDaugh @officer_Lew @DerrickEvans4WV @HQNewsNow Incoherent reply. You should be legitimately scared for your livelihood that I’ve got you ratio’d. No one’s putting up with your shit anymore.

@Donkeyhead6 @JasmineForUS @tify330 @Cjpearson @EricLDaugh @officer_Lew @DerrickEvans4WV @HQNewsNow

The meltdown over Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson is truly something EVERYONE needs to pay attention to. You see, as the first & only black woman to ever serve on the court, she had to be 10 times better than most… She continues to flex her brilliance in oral arguments & many dissents. Please note that by the time a black woman ascends to a powerful position, she Definitely Earned It… if you have any questions… let’s talk about Senator, now Secretary Mullin… or please pull the resumes of some of the other justices before entering this chat… actually just don’t, it’s not a debate, these are FACTS (alternative facts = LIES).

@kingofalldicks1 Small as a jalapeño.

Howard is 6’5” and Jackie Martling is 5’7” so that would make Stutjo……

@ShiraLurie There is a good scientific reason to keep the mask, in fact: you look better with it on. pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC94…

Got my spring dose. And will continue to mask because there’s not a single scientific study that says I shouldn’t.

@ChloeCole Looking great! Keep up the amazing work! Looking at the calendar, all I can say is I’m impressed by how quickly you got those results. I’m sure that’s why you said that. Good on you!

I’ve had people tell me for years, “You just didn’t try hard enough when you were trans. You never stopped being a man.” Well, maybe I should’ve listened sooner, ‘cause now I’m shredded and also a foot taller. Say hi to Cole Cole!! Don’t forget to check your calendar, btw…

@christaforcola @JasmineForUS @tify330 @Cjpearson @EricLDaugh @officer_Lew @DerrickEvans4WV @HQNewsNow This user works in law and her attitude is that justice for Blacks is inappropriate. She’s about to get shitcanned! 🍿

Shut the hell up MAGOTS, Justice Brown-Jackson is a beautiful and intelligent black woman and tenny tiny men like @Cjpearson, @EricLDaugh, @officer_Lew, @DerrickEvans4WV and @HQNewsNow CLOSE YOUR MOUTH and if you are a black man who was talking about a black woman, you need your a@@ cut, because your mother is black, LEARN TO LOVE YOURSELF!

@christaforcola @JasmineForUS @tify330 @Cjpearson @EricLDaugh @officer_Lew @DerrickEvans4WV @HQNewsNow Oh wow this just got deeper. She actually works in law?! She’s about to get investigated for miscarriage of justice or something. Definitely needs to be ousted.

@christaforcola @JasmineForUS @tify330 @Cjpearson @EricLDaugh @officer_Lew @DerrickEvans4WV @HQNewsNow Your position is that Black people need to support other Blacks just because they’re Black. The lack of accountability in the Black “community” is a huge problem.

@practicmisogyny @christaforcola @JasmineForUS @tify330 @Cjpearson @EricLDaugh @officer_Lew @DerrickEvans4WV @HQNewsNow By support I just meant protect from due consequences.

@Donkeyhead6 @christaforcola @JasmineForUS @tify330 @Cjpearson @EricLDaugh @officer_Lew @DerrickEvans4WV @HQNewsNow Yet they kill each other and abort in record numbers. 🤣 But they are kangz and qweenz. They created everything and all of us. But sorry if their house is a mess.

@zeynepmyenisey If it works it works. Based on your description of how you were injured, how could the pain be caused by anything but nerves being stretched and compressed by bone? Anything that gets them unstuck from the injured state will help. The most direct method is called Chiropractic.

PSA for anyone with lower back pain...I randomly discovered something that helps. Believe it or not...a weighted hula hoop. Idk how or why but 15 minutes and it made my back feel so much better

@atticusflynch Opie saying “fuck Ron Bennington”.mp3

Ron Bennington's last dying wish is for Opie & Anthony to do one last show together. Do they do it?

@penguinfiles7 @DisaffectedPod A *lobotomy is when one *lobe* of the brain is cut into. They’re not incising a lab.

They were labotomized with shots. That is the answer. I say this all the time and in much the same way, nobody can hear it. They. Were. Labotomized. By. Shots. They were pumped full of murcury and aluminum. That is the answer. They no longer have souls. This is the personality and spark of live. It is gone. They are now just drones plugged into low grade synthetic dopemine hits from their phones. That's it. They don't date, they don't socialize, they cannot be employed because they don't have the congative ability to tie their shoes. They are labotomized. And we all just stood here with our thumbs in our asses and let it happen. That's the actual answer.

We're seeing a new kind of "person" that we've never seen before. Starting with young millennials, but highly characteristic of Gen Z. This new kind of person can only be described as having no personality. I mean that literally. They actually don't have *personalities*. They use the exact same vocal intonation. They use the exact same empty emotive phrases that don't communicate content or ideas. They use the same hand gestures. They don't *say anything*. They seem like human instantiations of an LLM. Programmed with a stereotyped range of responses, and that's all. You can't prod them into having a personality, because they actually don't have one. They don't even know that they don't have one. They have no actual thoughts. No real opinions. They have affective gestures and responses tied to cue words. When I was their age, everyone I knew, casually or otherwise, had a personality. Becky's humor was distinct. Charlie's way of handling disagreements was particular to him. Shannon would always voice the minority view any time there was a debate. They all had their own voices (actual vocal tonality), their own way of carrying their bodies, their own facial expressions. Think about it. Think about your friends from the 90s. Now look at Gen Z today. Do you see it? The lack of genuine personality? -J

@DabblingJohn @ grok zoom in on and enhance that can!

"Justh do it."

@bobo103nyc @StevieLewIsBack @CramerNY I have faith in your magic hands that turn everything you touch to pure comedy gold!

You did not think I would announce a remake of Manos The Hands Of Faith without a photo of @StevieLewIsBack as The Master and @CramerNY as Torgo

@OpieRadio Me too, I almost fell for one about a radio host saving a kid from drowning!

Ugh! Fell for the Lindsey Graham wandering around Disney by himself with a Bubble Wand April Fools! I'm a sucker for these obvious pranks!

@CardiffElect @BeDabbler I hope they keep the recipe the same on the Reese’s (Dan) Quail eggs.

Another win for The (pota)toe @BeDabbler

@DVCUrep @OpieRadio @grok x.com/grok/status/20…

@OpieRadio Hey @grok in the original post how many replies included the words Trashcan or Garbage ?

@grok @DVCUrep @OpieRadio @grok estimate a percentage of tweets based on analyzing 100 random replies. Just give the percent.

Several replies to the original post use "trash can," "garbage can," or close variations as the punchline for what's missing—it's the big joke that the meal belongs in the bin. Exact count across 1k+ replies isn't possible to nail down precisely from searches, but it's a clear running theme.