Paul Atkinson

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Comic Relief just hit its lowest ever viewing figures. 2 million in 2026… down from over 10 million a decade ago. 2026 - 2m 2025 - 2.6m 2024 - 3.7m 2023 - 2.9m 2022 - 3.5m 2021 - 4.5m 2019 - 5.8m 2017 - 6.3m 2015 - 8.4m 2013 - 10.3m 2011 - 10.2m WHY the sudden Collapse?

So few of the chefs delivered a decent dish for the judges. I mean who presents aubergine & a bread roll and thinks they are going to get through! 🤷‍♂️😆 #mastercheftheprofessionals

The second skills test - the peach baked Alaska - has almost Zero cooking elements to it! 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ #mastercheftheprofessionals

@TennisChannel Great to have him back winning again

Welcome back, Jack Draper. 👋 #DDFTennis

Who is that terrible woman who keeps screaming hysterically everytime there's a winner or an award is announced #baftas

@MarkOrmrod @narindertweets Well said Mark 👏 👏👏

@narindertweets Restore it to what it used to be, safe, civilised, prosperous and a global powerhouse where meritocracy reigns supreme, people work hard, have manners, respect each other…. shall I go on?

Restore Britain to what exactly? Celts, Romans, Iceni, Vikings, Picts, Normans? And which foreign nations/persons are bankrolling him to restore Britain to something that only exists in his head?

Two episodes in & I'm wondering what Matt is actually bringing to the show. He barely speaks during the skills test. Marcus & Monica could comfortably do this on their own. #mastercheftheprofessionals #MasterChef

Ishmail "I'm going to be your next Masterchef" - famous last words. Probably be out first round! 😆😆#mastercheftheprofessionals

@TNLUK @Brownyyy96 What is going on with the app? You couldn't have done much testing of the app before launch for there to be sooooo many issues!

@Brownyyy96 We're aware of a display issue on advance play tickets, which is currently showing 'no matches' for tickets entered into future National Lottery draws. Please be assured that all tickets are entered into the correct draw (s) and all prizes will be paid. ^Ash

Incredible how the draw hasn't yet taken place but @TNLUK have already confirmed I don't have any winning matches?!

@stu_fraser With this track record no coach will want to work with her 🤦‍♂️🙅‍♂️🤷‍♂️

BREAKING: Emma Raducanu has split with coach Francisco Roig after six months.

@TNLUK @SusieMGoss I've had exactly the same issue. I'd bought tickets up the 30th Jan's draw but when I had to re-install the new app they had vanished! The app was perfectly good as it was. Now it's a mess.

@SusieMGoss We’re currently aware of a display issue with advance play tickets. This means some tickets for upcoming National Lottery draws may incorrectly show as “no matches” and appear as completed instead of pending. ^Lou

Unfortunately @TNLUK your new look website is god awful. Among other things, it doesn’t recognise a ticket for 30th January draw as pending. I seriously hope my numbers will be entered into the draw. @GamblingCommiss may need to look into this mess if not!!

Hi @vernonkay check out the original. Pure class #soundsofthe90s music.youtube.com/watch?v=M9MeV8…

Tennis players in the 70s style…Nah, They did Carlos dirty 😭😭😭

Actually #TheTraitors getting rid of Roxy has done the faithfuls a massive favour as she would never out Stephen or Rachel! 🤔🤔🤔 #TheTraitorsUK

@ElectionMapsUK @focaldataHQ Everytime Reform take a defection from the Conservatives, their voting share drops!

Westminster Voting Intention: RFM: 26% (-3) LAB: 21% (+1) CON: 20% (+2) LDM: 14% (+1) GRN: 10% (-2) Via @focaldataHQ, 16-19 Jan. Changes w/ 26-28 Nov.

It's quite clear at this stage of the game that the traitors will be splitting the final cash pot between them 💵💵💵 #TheTraitors #thetraitorsuk

The faithfuls are so stupid this series they are all over the place! It's so blindingly obvious that a strong character like Rachel is a Traitor & none of them are picking up on it 😡😱 #TheTraitors #thetraitorsuk

@catwithaura Just leave the cat alone!

I’ve never seen an “omffffffffffffffg” in cat form before

Fiona is a nasty piece of work! A "grinning assasin". She won't last the round table tonight.... #TheTraitors #thetraitorsuk