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@JamieBonkiewicz @billifer1973 Yes, we HATE IT when you do that.

Hey MAGA, here are some great ways to own the libs: Take ivermectin Skip vaccines Eat raw chicken Drink raw milk Inject bleach

@rachelvscott @iamgabesanchez Sounds like something an abuser would say.

President Trump tells me in a phone call the retaliatory strikes against Iranian targets are just a "love tap." "It's just a love tap." When I asked if it means the ceasefire is over. "No, no, the ceasefire is going. It's in effect."

@covie_93 Expand the Court

To be clear, Tennessee Republicans wouldn't be able to weaken the Black vote to help themselves if John Roberts' Supreme Court didn't allow it.

@Jamesrus42 The inventor is spread spectrum technology.

Without cheating, who is this?

@ABC Alex, I’ll take “Things an Abuser Would Say” for $200

President Trump told ABC News' Rachel Scott during a phone call Thursday that retaliatory strikes against Iranian targets are just a "love tap." Live updates: abcnews.link/oqRinzo

So if Kamala Harris had started a war with Iran, gas prices doubled, and then asked taxpayers for $1 billion for a tacky gold ballroom, MAGA would’ve totally been normal and reasonable about it, right?

@mjfree Him

If you could wipe one person from the planet, who would it be?

@theliamnissan Real doctors recommend Flintstone Vitamins, which have literally been around since caveman years.

@JustTheTweets17 @smc429

I have a ton of Trump gear that I will never wear again. T-shirts, Front Row Joe shirts and a Trumpinator hat I wore at the 2024 convention that was widely photographed. I don't want this stuff but I really don't know what to do with it all.

This is Harvard Professor Martin Nowak messaging with Jeffrey Epstein Release the remaining Epstein files.

@SenWhitehouse @harveyjkaye

I guess it’s just an amazing coincidence that basically every decision related to politics helps Republicans, and every decision related to regulation helps fossil fuel polluters. nbcnews.com/politics/supre…

@strujillo075 @genotwiggy420

Tuning in now to the California governor debate on CNN, if you vote in California I urge you to tune in and learn more about our candidates with me!

@Cheekybaua @JenGriffinFNC Poetry Slam

@JenGriffinFNC What?! We bombed Iran but it’s not war?!? What is it then, a dance off?!

NEW: US military just carried out strikes on Iran’s Qeshm Port and Bandar Abbas: Senior US official tells me, but this is NOT a restarting of the war. MORE

@tedcruz The constitution specifically states that only our President is allowed to talk like that.

@SarahLongwell25 @shannonrwatts Christ on a bike…

Just got out of a group with Trump '24 male voters who disapprove of the job he's doing. We asked them to raise hands for who they might support in a presidential run. Whole group interested in Rubio. 1.5 hands for Vance. 4 for Fetterman. John Fetterman.

@TheRealThelmaJ1 C’mon now, Thelma. These people are an insult to D-list entertainers.

This Pentagon loves rolling out the red carpet for D-list entertainers. Jesus let our national nightmare end.

@KeruboSk The dogs

Married couples who don’t deal with cheating or trust issues… what do y’all even argue about?

@MattWalshBlog Public health authorities didn’t destroy trust. Politicians and influencers who spent years lying about vaccines, masks, and death counts did. Imagine helping fuel anti-vaccine hysteria for years and then acting like you’re just an innocent observer of the consequences.

@PastorAlexLove I’m worried about aliens WITH hantavirus. 😵

I am more worried about atheists than aliens or hantavirus