Paul Pelc

@DschlopesIsBack We’re essentially ruled by theater kids.

Justin Pearson in 2020 vs Justin Pearson just a couple of years and one afro later. He’s the biggest fraud and liar I’ve ever seen.

The Houstoning™️ is upon us. Pain eternal.

Earlier this week, I paid 18.50 for a burrito, small chips, and a small drink at @ChipoTweets. Back to Stove Top, respectfully. (shout out to @StoveTop)

@LeadingReport This is straight out of a @TimJDillon riff.

BREAKING: Barron Trump is preparing to launch new energy drink company in May.

@TheQuartering Tara is a tremendous photographer. I’d love to hear this conversation.

@yannispappas World Cup here already?

Aliens are gonna be all over the news in 3,2,1…

Japanese Volleyball Star goes viral for the way he apologized

YOU KNOW HIS NAME 🗣️

KD watching Alpi cook 👨‍🍳

@nicksortor @nickshirleyy Fella looked incredibly tough with that face diaper on.

@nickshirleyy Stay safe bro. Might see you out there tomorrow if you’re still around.

🚨 HOLY CRAP! An Antifa thug threatened to “smoke” reporter Nick Shirley in Portland, so a DHS sniper aimed a laser sight directly at the thug’s chest The Antifa clown then got spooked and backed off. He was almost served the ultimate FAFO!

Kevin Durant, the Houston Rocket ‼️

@ArtSeeberger @MichaelBerrySho If it’s authored by Artie BlueChew, I’m laughin’. Them’s the rules.

@MichaelBerrySho I've had prostate cancer TWICE. I've made so many self-deprecating jokes about "Lil' Art" that my friends want to start a Go Fund Me. @PaulPelc_ is going to hell for laughing at every single one.

“Mean” is such a stupid word. Deion said he is wearing Depends. He is a master marketer. I’ll bet he already has a deal. Depends won’t miss this opportunity. “That’s mean” is what humorless people say because they don’t know how to laugh. I wasn’t joking. But it’s a funny joke if I had been.

@ArtSeeberger So good!!!

@PaulPelc_ I thought you were being sarcastic with this post. I just watched. You’re correct. It was freaking incredible!!!!

Happy Gilmore 2 is absolute perfection. 10/10.

Jeremy Allen White to star in his most challenging role yet, “Distressed, Sweaty, and Yelling.”

Big congrats to the Love's Travel Stops & Country Stores Thunder. #NBAFinals

The only thing you can surmise from this kinda stuff is that the @WNBA just doesn’t like having fans.

🎶 In the arms of the angel 🎶

Shoutout to Pope Bob

I’ve just heard of Shedeur for the first time and assumed it was a mall kiosk perfume sample.