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Paul Spratt

@PaulSpratt

booking [email protected] / Instagram @paulspratt / comedy album “f**k yeah! Paul’s Here!”

New York, USA Katılım Ekim 2009
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Paul Spratt
Paul Spratt@PaulSpratt·
@Scranton_Mayor you should look into the price gouging methods of the buses operating out of the bus terminal in Scranton that is hurting poor people of the area. Just had a $20 ticket become $40 in 15 minutes. I’m being punished for buying the ticket last minute.
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Paul Spratt@PaulSpratt·
@JoshShapiroPA look into @GreyhoundBus price gouging tactics that’s hurting poor Americans. Just had a price go from $20 to $40 for an empty bus. In 15 mins. They screw me because I was buying last minute. It was the last little bit of money I had.
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Paul Spratt@PaulSpratt·
@PeteButtigieg hey you should look into @GreyhoundBus price gouging tactics screwing over poor Americans. I just got on a bus where it’s empty. Ticket was $20 online. 15 mins later when I arrive to buy the ticket it’s $40. The bus is empty. What is the reasoning for this?
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Paul Spratt@PaulSpratt·
@GreyhoundBus this bus is empty? What’s the reasoning for double the price? This should be ILLEGAL. that was my last $20. I will not stop talking about this because it’s bullshit.
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Paul Spratt@PaulSpratt·
@GreyhoundBus I checked the prices of tickets online BEFORE I took an uber down. The price of the ticket was $20 online. I only had cash. I arrive the ticket is now 39.99. The uber ride was 15 mins. The bus is empty. It’s not demand. Its robbery.
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Paul Spratt@PaulSpratt·
Hey @Uber why is it impossible to talk to a person on your app? So you guys can just screw people and then have no way to get in touch?
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Paul Spratt@PaulSpratt·
If god has a plan he better let me know. Or I’m gonna end up at the gates sooner then expected and I’m gonna throw hands.
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Paul Spratt@PaulSpratt·
No woman will ever fuck me harder then life does.
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Kapwing@KapwingApp·
That’s a wrap on this summer’s Kapwing Direct! We announced three exciting new AI features that are launching soon: - Find Highlights: A better way to repurpose video for social media - Auto Cut: Remove filler words and repeat takes - Copilot: Your new AI video editing sidekick
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Paul Spratt@PaulSpratt·
10am : Arguing with Uber eats that having a DUI shouldn’t stop me from being able to deliver food 10:15 am: sees on the news that an Uber eats driver got murdered, chopped up, and hidden in garbage bags. 10:20 am: emails Uber eats to tell them they are right
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Paul Spratt@PaulSpratt·
If one more person tells me god has a plan, then I guess he had a plan for you to catch these hands too.
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Paul Spratt@PaulSpratt·
With all these aliens showing up maybe we should make nice with #willsmith so he can slap the shit out these aliens
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Wiley's Comedy Club
Wiley's Comedy Club@WileysDayton·
@PaulSpratt is here tonight! Paul brought the house down at the show last night, so you don’t wanna miss this. Showtime at 7:15pm Tickets at wileyscomedy.com
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Paul Spratt@PaulSpratt·
Biden is having the worst week ever I remember a president having since that one time with the planes
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max fine@maxfine_·
I turn 30 in November and I just made a gravity bong. AMA
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Paul Spratt@PaulSpratt·
The ability for women to fake it and not laugh automatically makes them the stronger sex.
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Paul Spratt@PaulSpratt·
@WindurraUS what’s the word? I’m told you got the PS5. Is it solid? Haha or am I gonna get screwed twice.
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Paul Spratt@PaulSpratt·
@spieltimes managed to purchase a PS5 yesterday from direct. Then they cancelled the order and no one can tell me why. They just told me to keep trying to buy one. So over this process.
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