Paul Spratt

@Scranton_Mayor you should look into the price gouging methods of the buses operating out of the bus terminal in Scranton that is hurting poor people of the area. Just had a $20 ticket become $40 in 15 minutes. I’m being punished for buying the ticket last minute.

@JoshShapiroPA look into @GreyhoundBus price gouging tactics that’s hurting poor Americans. Just had a price go from $20 to $40 for an empty bus. In 15 mins. They screw me because I was buying last minute. It was the last little bit of money I had.

@PeteButtigieg hey you should look into @GreyhoundBus price gouging tactics screwing over poor Americans. I just got on a bus where it’s empty. Ticket was $20 online. 15 mins later when I arrive to buy the ticket it’s $40. The bus is empty. What is the reasoning for this?

@GreyhoundBus this bus is empty? What’s the reasoning for double the price? This should be ILLEGAL. that was my last $20. I will not stop talking about this because it’s bullshit.

@GreyhoundBus I checked the prices of tickets online BEFORE I took an uber down. The price of the ticket was $20 online. I only had cash. I arrive the ticket is now 39.99. The uber ride was 15 mins. The bus is empty. It’s not demand. Its robbery.

Hey @Uber why is it impossible to talk to a person on your app? So you guys can just screw people and then have no way to get in touch?

If god has a plan he better let me know. Or I’m gonna end up at the gates sooner then expected and I’m gonna throw hands.

No woman will ever fuck me harder then life does.

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10am : Arguing with Uber eats that having a DUI shouldn’t stop me from being able to deliver food 10:15 am: sees on the news that an Uber eats driver got murdered, chopped up, and hidden in garbage bags. 10:20 am: emails Uber eats to tell them they are right

If one more person tells me god has a plan, then I guess he had a plan for you to catch these hands too.

With all these aliens showing up maybe we should make nice with #willsmith so he can slap the shit out these aliens

@PaulSpratt is here tonight! Paul brought the house down at the show last night, so you don’t wanna miss this. Showtime at 7:15pm Tickets at wileyscomedy.com

Biden is having the worst week ever I remember a president having since that one time with the planes

@MaxFine12 That’s how it’s done baby

I turn 30 in November and I just made a gravity bong. AMA

The ability for women to fake it and not laugh automatically makes them the stronger sex.

@spieltimes Yeah. Haha I’m still in the queue. Wtf

STANDARD IS LIVE!

@awkwardbrowngrl It’s great.

@WindurraUS what’s the word? I’m told you got the PS5. Is it solid? Haha or am I gonna get screwed twice.

@spieltimes managed to purchase a PS5 yesterday from direct. Then they cancelled the order and no one can tell me why. They just told me to keep trying to buy one. So over this process.