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@Karawontmiss Well..definitely not from masturbating…I always thought it was caused by circumcision 🤷‍♂️ but if it’s not then it’s definitely just genetic

Men be honest!! Is it Genetic or from m*sturbating?? 🤔🤔

@ZayZay_121 @xomarcy_ @NintendoAmerica Ah here we go the intelligence and IQ comments…yeah I’m sorry lil bro but I don’t really care about this conversation anymore now that I understand why you don’t know English. “Yeah run away” yep sorry buddy I’m so racist I just see you as less than and don’t want to go on 🤷‍♂️

@PaulW065 @xomarcy_ @NintendoAmerica you used race as a defense and “gotcha” moment in an argument that had nothing to with it, meaning your emotional intelligence and overall intelligence likely presents low iq as anyone who resorts to those tactics in an arguement knows they don’t have anything smart to say 😂

An adventure in Hyrule sounds like a great study break. 📚 Explore The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition on the go!

@ZayZay_121 @xomarcy_ @NintendoAmerica I must’ve been right on the money then😂white people don’t like when people think they’re black, and you aren’t denying it! Also you think I’m so terrible for being “racist” (just saying literal actual facts) but you say “retard” so… 🤷‍♂️

@PaulW065 @xomarcy_ @NintendoAmerica Make sense you’re a coping loser that has to resort to racism becuase you’re too much of a retard to engage in normal conversation 😂

@ZayZay_121 @xomarcy_ @NintendoAmerica Aaaannnndd black😂 that’s usually what illiterate black people say when they can’t read past a 3rd grade level. I understand now why you cant use English correctly…because you don’t know it!! 😭

@PaulW065 @xomarcy_ @NintendoAmerica holy paragraph for a simple explanation calm down lil guy 😂

@ZayZay_121 @xomarcy_ @NintendoAmerica Not you trying to turn your misunderstanding on the usage of the word “buzzword” around on me😭 this isn’t an issue with me not “comprehending” (is it your first day trying to be condescending?) I’m saying you must live under a rock if you think someone saying “AI” is odd to say

@PaulW065 @xomarcy_ @NintendoAmerica if you can’t comprehend what I’m saying based off my response to the other person then I can’t help you

@ZayZay_121 @xomarcy_ @NintendoAmerica I still feel like you have zero idea what you’re even saying, based on your response

@PaulW065 @xomarcy_ @NintendoAmerica you can use a word like it’s a buzzword 😂😂

@ZayZay_121 @xomarcy_ @NintendoAmerica Buzzword? Do you even know what that means because you used it wrong…it’s not a buzzword 😭

@xomarcy_ @NintendoAmerica how do you know this is AI or is that just a little buzzword you like to use like crazy lmao

@dj_dingaling @hammerspanked What? What does this even mean? Lmao I love experiencing the way black people talk like what the hell are you even saying🤣do you even know? Think about you? What? Every day?? WHAT🤣 black people intelligence levels never fail to make me laugh

@PaulW065 @hammerspanked you think about us everyday and I don't think about you at all. wild lol

At what size is it considered a bwc

@dj_dingaling @hammerspanked Black people find a new way to amaze me every day 🤦🏻 they’re always angry about something that’s for sure🤣loud AND wrong

@hammerspanked bwc is the most embarrassing thing i've ever seen typed out. how y'all felt left out of being a porn category and it doesn't even double as a clever pun 💀

@13jaytom @HellaEmma2005 Does bro have phimosis?

@HellaEmma2005 coincidentally… x.com/13jaytom/statu…

i love videos of boys using their fleshlights btw

@whoWhotjk @linkshusband7 Bro said little nightmares instead of oh I don’t know…ocarina of time 😭

@linkshusband7 Maybe a little nightmare sequence of him fighting a tall monster or a recurring dream starting off nice with him in his home town doing errands before devastation erupts

If the zelda movie don't start with link rolling out of bed I don't want it

@SlLENTPRINCESS Yikes. I don’t know the Bea lore, but from what I know just from my here and there twitter scrolling, you started with BotW/TotK and expanded your love of LoZ from there…um that’s awesome hello? Who cares if your first playthrough of MM was recent? It’s great you’re playing it!!

i don't owe "how much of a zelda fan" i am to anyone but myself but holy fucking shit yall are some of the most miserable and annoying mfs i have ever seen

@_ZeldaHypeGuy Wow Zelda larper here…this dude hasn’t played Ocarina of Time

What the fuck are you talking about

@mindpalaze @MoofusHasPassed Even worse, I read this comment and was still confused…I scrolled a bit and it clicked because I muttered “King Koopa” out loud and went “…Oh…it’s Bowser…that’s the joke” 💀 😭 🤦🏻

@MoofusHasPassed the worst part is i also agreed at first

I thought about how there’s a king goomba, bob omb, and boo but we haven’t seen a king koopa yet

Nintendo, I’m sorry but what the actual fuck is this? I played along and a squeaky too played and ripped the pants…WTF??

@percothet @tinypawpup Holy shit this is the funniest thing I’ve read today god people are funny 😭 I love the internet

can foreskin get itchy

Y’all ever nut and then like 5 minutes later a lil extra leak out like a lil boop like a lil squee and it lowkey feels good for that split second it emerges? No? Okay.

There is betrayal

3 years ago lives were changed btw