Wallingford Paul

@GaryLineker @NHSuk All sorted Gary - Priti’s just said they’ll all be getting an eleventyfive % rise 👍

@samuelluckhurst @mrjakehumphrey come and have a word, Jake.

First Brailsford and now Rosenior. His sacking needs to be the death knell for that meaningless and redundant phrase ‘high performance’ in football. Utter guff trumpeted by a LinkedIn addict who was likely inspired by Patrick Bateman’s monologue in American Psycho.

@AlmightyMcMuff Underrated tweet this pal 🤣🤣👍

Tony Stewart getting taxi invoice from Lee clarke #rufc

@Sammy_Tux It’s a yes from me. We need more Michael Smith type and less Liam Kelly (sub me, get me off) types 👍

Would you? Smudge back at Rotherham? (Just a question don’t throw me pelters 😂) #rufc

@littlewood88 Congrats pal, hope all is well

@PaulWallingford Football is weird like that! I can’t spake

Absolutely chuffed for Frank Lampard, could’ve sat in a warm studio for 30 years picking up easy money but instead has given it a right good go. Separately, we beat Cov as recently as October ‘23 in the league. Fuck me, to say we’ve gone in opposite directions 🤣🤣 #ccfc #rufc

@The_RUFC Still to this day, my favourite day out at a football match 🎉

On this day 30 years ago, Rotherham United played at Wembley for the first time. And won #RUFC

@Treetonmiller It's been great watching from afar mate, will miss these updates 🍻🍻

The trip ends with 1 nt in Belize City 😟 & a crap beer ✅️ So after 144 days,12 countries (8 new ones 😁), 6,800 miles overland on 79 buses, 624 miles over water on 24 boats, carrying far too much luggage, there's no wonder my body needs a full service 😂 Here's to next one! 😁

@csaxnorthants Fleetwood away in 2022 was another one of those poor life choice moments. Train from Oxford to Preston, Preston to Blackpool and then picked up by mates. Lost in the 96th minute. Same season, went to Accrington on Boxing Day (2 weeks earlier) in the car - lost 1-0 😂😂

@PaulWallingford Unfortunately shall also be going to places like Fleetwood and Accrington! Thrilling!

Barnsley fans singing, ‘We’re going to Wednesday, you’re going to York’. All of a sudden, relegation isn’t such a bad thing #rufc

@Brookse76177815 @RotherhamUnited There is that Brooksey but that’s where we’re at with this lot, putting up with them being absolutely spineless because at least they’re out there playing 🙄

@PaulWallingford @RotherhamUnited At least he put himself out there, after being fucked off by hamshaw. More than spence or mc Williams have.

Train’s delayed and connections missed… still an hour from Oxford… Of all the absolute dross served up in the 60 minutes I watched, I have to say that Liam Kelly’s ‘sub me’ sign is THE most shite house thing I’ve witnessed in my 52 years as a Miller. #rufc @RotherhamUnited

@paulm_davis @Zee80Thompson Have to admit, Kelly’s gesture to be subbed was my cue to leave.

#rufc boss Lee Clark not holding back in his after-match press. Essentially, accusing too many players of quitting in the second half. "I apologise unreservedly to fans."

7 hour round trip, 32 quid a ticket, lose 1-3 to local rivals. I absolutely love this game. Gives me a reason to meet up with mates I’d otherwise lose touch with whom I love with a passion. Up them f&@king Milldogs. Championship or league 2, it’s all an irrelavance #rufc

@WestStandWindy It was too good to be true pal, Sheffield to Rotherham left 20 minutes late and announcement just gone out that it’s no longer stopping at Rotherham 😂😂

@PaulWallingford making good time there, Believe it or not I got asked to do a talk at Oxford University a few years ago and the train back took about 6 years. Safe trip and UTM.

Up them ‘questioning life choices’ Miller. 9:10 departure from Oxford, 11:55 arrival at Rotherham Central. Relegation party starting at 12:00 in the old Nightingales 🎉🍻🎉🍻 #rufc

Wow, just wow. Can’t even express how poor the decision making at the club has been since Paul Warne’s departure. Not sticking with Matt Taylor, the shoddy training facilities etc. Back where it all started with Tony in division 4. £32 a ticket on Saturday btw 😳😂 #wank #rufc

@rufc__cal Sorry to hear that pal, there goes the easy fix!! Sounds like an x ray's required

@PaulWallingford I’ve had hayfever for years pal, been severe to point where i’ve gone to hospital in recent years, i’ve tried everything i’ve done before and it’s just there. i’ve had a couple bangs to my nose in the past year from football so i seem to think it’s done something there

my nose has been blocked for 4 weeks now, no illness, literally just blocked/runny, is that even normal? i’ve tried everything

@henrywinter Can’t decide who’s having the biggest stinker between Ref/VAR or Fletcher/McCoist on comms. 100% penalty in first half for Leeds.

West Ham disjointed, lax in possession, missing Summerville. Leeds deservedly lead. Should have had a pen, too. Kilman on Stach: late challenge, anywhere else on the field and that’s a foul. #WHULEE

@millers1971AK @RotherhamUnited Junior McDougald up front for BHA later played for us. Only thing I remember of him was him being carried off the pitch through the away end at Bournemouth. Foggy day, Steve Cherry in the net. Some on this platform don’t know they’re born 😊

OTD 1995 Rotherham Utd 4 Brighton HA 3 @RotherhamUnited Breckin, Goater, Peel, Roscoe⚽️ #rufc 28.3.95