Paul Winterman

@AdamMcKola 25 years ago was Wrestlemania 17. The best ever.

We had this and Wrestlemania 15. United were great, listening to new Eminem and The Streets, watching South Park, The Simpsons was still class. What a childhood. 🥲

@bethTmufc You got all this from standing in a box?

I’m genuinely struggling to understand how you can seriously put most of those other names ahead of Harry? Leader, experienced, elite at defending the box, a constant threat from set pieces, 10/10 penalty in his locker… Truly ridiculous if he doesn’t go.

@JeffriesTom I did say we were playing better than results suggested and historically come good during and after the January window.

@PaulWinterman Fair play to you guys, honestly. I couldn’t see any way in which you survived so a great turn around. 👏🏻

Just maintaining, Paul, I’m absolutely certain you’ll go down. 👍🏻

Owen Goodman again. Wimbledon, Huddersfield and now Barnsley. The lad is always injured around 30 mins in against us. How odd! #drfc

@bigwhitelb @DanhausenAD @WWE Literally gets huge pops just for appearing. Top merch seller and funny as fuck imo. Don’t see them “getting rid” anytime soon.

@DanhausenAD @WWE I don’t know what retard thought of this guy skit but they need to get rid of this motherfucker, this is retarded

Danhausen tricked @WWE superstars into thinking he was the real Cold Steve Austin on 3:16 day.

@piersmorgan @m8arteta He’s a basket case full of nerves

This pic of @m8arteta says it all… Mikel knows how big those sensational final few minutes were today, we all do.

@henrywinter Fancy trying to name a break after yourself

I feel the "winter break" debate coming on again in the Premier League. It’s obviously needed - even with expanded squads, elite players risk fatigue, less training time etc - but too many vested interests preventing it happening.

@bethTmufc Stuck in a box again?

Made me laugh anyway #drfc

@piersmorgan Once a wanker always a wanker. Walking off set because a weather man put you in your place, now that was hilarious.

Spurs 3/0 down after 17 minutes and have subbed their goalkeeper. This is hilarious.

Bet it’s a pen and a red card now eh? #mufc #cpfc

@alanshearer Definitely the ref. You should have been down to 8. The true crime was your fucking hat though!

Great win for the Toon with 10 men and deserved. 👏🏻👏🏻Not sure who was worse. The Ref or Man Utd. #bothhopeless

@piersmorgan Chelsea win incoming. This clown never learns

BOOOOOOOOM! 1-0.. SALIIIIIIIIBA.

@gabby_10 have that you fucking melt. Don’t even try and blame injuries either. You didn’t allow Ten Hag.

@piersmorgan @rickygervais 9th time you’ve said he’s arrived. Have some shame.

Our striker. Statement performance by Viktor Gyokeres. The moment he truly arrived in the Premier League. ps Thanks @rickygervais (you know why…. 👍)

@paddypower Somebody doesn’t understand currency

£62.5 million Matheus Cunha finds £71 million Bryan Mbeumo who squares it to £80 million Benjamin Šeško to put United into the lead. A goal made in Carrington.

@Lea_EFC Not easy against fouling cunts like

How shit are Manchester United btw 😂 Champions League contenders 😂

@FabrizioRomano Pathetic cheat. The end!

Gabriel Magalhães on Instagram after the North London Derby. 📸🃏

@fkhanage Disingenuous post alert. Can’t compare like for like when matches played are way out. Stupidity personified. Sesko barely starts, was injured. Mbeumo spent most of season at RW, then Afcon. Doesn’t take pens. Pointless.

So.. Viktor Gyökeres (15) now has more goals than Joao Pedro (14), Hugo Ekitike (14), Bryan Mbuemo (10), Nick Woltemade (10) & Benjamin Sesko (7). Well, well, well.