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Zeus the Maine Coon from Moldova eighs an impressive 29 pounds and measures 40 inches tall when standing on his hind legs.

Alex Eala had great words to say about Zeynep Sonmez, Eva Lys, and Iva Jovic in press “We saw that Zeynep and Eva Lys and Iva Jovic, who you obviously play next celebrated on court [Alex’s birthday]. Can you tell me a bit about the connection between you young players?” Alex: “Yeah, they were so sweet. They were sweet enough to come to me with a cake this morning. Each and every one of them are such dear friends of mine. I don’t know how I would survive the tour without these friendships. Because it’s not just my ‘friends from tennis.’ They’re really my friends, you know, in life I would say.” ❤️

My mate sent me this. As someone who’s bought and sold used cars since I was 15 I loved this! My dad always said ‘beware of adverts that say Rust Free’ - it just means they aren’t charging for rust. 😂

@LFCNev @miffythegamer 😂👏

The kind you buy .. In a second hand store

Marta Kostyuk gave a very emotional speech about Ukraine after beating Selekhmeteva in Roland Garros Marta: “I’m incredibly proud of myself today. I think it was one of the most difficult matches of my career. This morning, 100 meters from my parent’s house, the missile destroyed the building. It was a very difficult morning. I didn’t know how this match is gonna turn out for me. I didn’t know how I would handle it. I’ve been crying part of the morning. I don’t wanna talk about myself today. I’m very pleased to be in the 2nd round, but all of my thoughts and all my heart goes to the people of Ukraine today. Thank you so much for coming out. Slava Ukraine.” ❤️ “With this kind of events you told us.. Why is it so important to be here on the court today?” Marta: “Because I think it’s important to keep going. My biggest example is Ukrainian people. I woke up in the morning today and I looked at all these people who woke up and kept living their live, kept helping people who are in need. I knew a lot of Ukrainian flags would be here today and a lot of Ukrainian people would come out and support. My friends from Ukraine came as well. Very happy to have them here. Not much I can say.” ❤️

When my mummy & daddy go out I like to practice my singing in the hall. Sometimes they catch me at it.

imagine going grocery shopping and coming across to THEE qinwen zheng

I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words... "Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice"

@AutoPap I suspect it’s not the looks that will off those with an interest in cars. It’s that, mechanically, it’s rather meh.

Proportions on this Prelude are all wrong. I can’t see any selling to any driving enthusiast in Europe

My mate Bouncer died yesterday. He’d lived with us for 13 years as a furry, purring, permanently migrating ornament. I didn’t know I could feel such grief for a witless bag of bones who destroyed my favourite sofa and crapped in the shower tray. Below is a picture taken on the day he selected me at the animal shelter.

@LouieKerr8 😂👏

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All cats in the United Kingdom this weekend 😂

Gary Lineker, "I actually think that 80-90% of the country just want to get on with their lives, be friendly with their neighbours" "They don't look at people of different religions, skin colours, beliefs, traits, and think badly of them" Who agrees with Gary True words to me

When mom is yelling "SHEATEALLTHECATNIP" but my name's Jinx and now I can hear colors.

MooMoo spent ages in the lap queue but Dilly is not inclined to move, so Moo has wandered off now. Unfortunately for her, my leg has gone dead, so I’ve got to move. Oh the language! Dilly, really 🤔.

Perfectly camouflaged. No one can see me.

(Amanda) I want to ask you a favour today - if you live in the UK would you please sign this? It's called a 'petition' and even though I don't understand what it is, I know it's important. Maybe you could tell other humans about it and ask them to sign it too. I'll tell you more about the special August thing tomorrow. Here's the petition - petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7506…