Paul de Gelder

Would you step up to this challenge?

Donkeys are the most beautiful, companionable and gentle souls on earth. But every year 6 million are stolen, slaughtered and skinned for fake Chinese medicine. Some people are stupid cunts.

You’re bored because you don’t do side quests, bro. Life is more than just work and bed rotting. Here are 50 side quests to complete:

How in the………???

@elonmusk have you ever considered the cyborg angle? There are a lot of us that have not had any prosthetic technology advancement in over a decade. I thought i was going to be robo cop by now or at least Luke Skywalker. All the funding has gone to Ai and robotics however. We have dreams of over taking the world too!!

Small deed or seed has the potential to change someone’s whole outlook on life.

@Juanderful4Life @SHAQ He was on a few years back.

@PauldeGelder @SHAQ Are u and Shaq doing something for Shark Week Paul?

That’s one very large dude! For reference, I’m 6 ft. How is @SHAQ ‘s forearm thicker than my neck?? 😳

Australia would be the best country on earth if it wasn’t run by morons

Found this big boy in Washington state, hunting. Did you know the quintessential bird sound you always hear to represent America is not in fact a bald eagle but a red hawk?

@sharkg33k Long gone!!

@PauldeGelder Hey I know that restaurant! You're in our neck of the woods. Let's go dive! 🤙

You don’t know girls this wild. These girls hand feed bull sharks - from in the water!!!

Do you agree that Anthony Albanese is Australia’s best Prime Minister in history? DISCUSS👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺 #auspol #anthonyalbanese

Have you got @HBO ? Let me know what you think of my show ‘How to survive a shark attack’ I’m always trying to do more impactful and fun adventures.

The “No Kings” Party celebrating a King This is pure comedy at this point 😭

@gervaisclips @rickygervais Absolutely agree. It’s a weak, pathetic, sub-human that that seeks pleasure in the pain of other beings.

"If you enjoy seeing an animal terrified or in pain, you are a cunt." - Ricky Gervais

@dog__ppl the funnest fun you can have with clothes on.

Who ever it was that said having a bath is un-manly, they just weren’t doing it right.

The network said they couldn’t get me a hotel room in one place for my entire stay. It’s like they don’t think you’ll check 🤷🏼‍♂️ So weird that it took me 15 seconds to find 50 spots.