Paul Barrett

Had to say goodbye to my little friend and companion today. Had a good innings. Will miss u Rodney. Until we meet again, fly high little man. 💔💔

WU YIZE IS THE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!!!! 🏆🌍 He beats Shaun Murphy in an EPIC DECIDER to become the Crucible King. #WorldChampionship

𝗪𝗨 𝗜𝗦 𝗔 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗟𝗗 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧 🇨🇳 Wu Yize recovers from 16-14 down to prevail in a nail-biting last-frame decider in one of the most extraordinary semi-finals in Crucible history to deny Mark Allen - who missed an astonishing black for the match! 🤯

Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during his two terms. We don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

With 8 goals, 12 assists, and some lightning-fast feet across the campaign⚡ Jason Adigun was voted as your 25/26 Supporters Young Player of the Season!🏆 The celebration definitely needs some work though!😅 #ClaretsTogether

The football may be finished on the pitch, but we're not done yet!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 During the World Cup, Chelmsford City will be showing all England games LIVE and for FREE in the clubhouse!⚽️ Join us with the bar open and food available, as we come together to support England!🍻 📍Wednesday 17th June - 9pm 📍Tuesday 23rd June - 9pm 📍Saturday 27th June 10pm (More events will be added, should the Three Lions progress throughout the tournament) #ClaretsTogether

A Kennedy le reventaron la cabeza a tropecientos metros y en movimiento dentro de un coche, pero, por lo que sea, a un orondo octogenario con menos movilidad que un gato de escayola no hay manera de acertarle.

25 April Top #NonLeague Crowds Step 2 @NL_Enterprise South 4002 @WorthingFC v @EUFCofficial 2505 @WSM_AFCOfficial v @DorkingWDRS 2203 @OfficialClarets v @ebfc_official 2138 @HornchurchFC v @MUFCYorkRoad 2026 @tonbridgeangels v @TUFC1899

25 April Top #NonLeague Crowds Step 2 4459 @HerefordFC 4002 @WorthingFC 3511 @ChesterFC 3187 @khfcofficial 2505 @WSM_AFCOfficial 2203 @OfficialClarets 2138 @HornchurchFC 2026 @tonbridgeangels 2002 @southport_fc 1889 @MerthyrTownFC 1851 @Official_Darlo 1705 @BedfordTown

Q. How many fabricated assassination attempts does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Epstein files

I just want to take a moment to acknowledge the 77 million morons who looked at this guy dressed as a fucking garbage man doing his double jerk off dance during the 2024 campaign and said “Yep, that’s my guy!” You truly are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.

Burn baby, burn 🔥🤣

Cost of sacking Liam Rosenior: £24m Cost of buying Sheffield Wednesday: £20m When sacking a manager costs more than a club in the Championship, it's probably time to start addressing those financial oblivion questions in football.

Morning @SJGore, are there any plans for the new MT to be in attendance at Saturday’s game which is effectively a dead rubber? Be good to hear their views and might bring more people down to the club. Thanks.

WE MEAN BUSINESS! 💪💪👊👊. #CLARETS.

We are delighted to announce the appointment of Mark Cooper as the club's next men's first-team manager. #ClaretsTogether

You thought we were done there...

Superb work @SJGore 💪💪👊👊

We are delighted to announce the appointment of John Still as our new Head of Football. #ClaretsTogether

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