Paw Patrol Critic

When Mayor Humdinger spent Independence Day sending ALL CAPS tweets about the "doom" of Adventure Bay, it was clear that he had one too many Bud Lights. #PawPatrol

Prosecutors indicate that Mayor Goodway will be indicted for paying hush money to a porn star. Sound crazy? Welcome to American politics. #pawpatrol

Say what you will about the #PawPatrol, but they are far more competent than Alex's Mini Patrol.

Hey @JonLemire and @carriemelago... Too close?

Marshall and Chase are arguing whether it is "Argentine" or "Argentinian." Its going to get messi. #PawPatrol #WorldCup

@princessnancy_5 He has been embezzling money from the Barkingburg treasury for years.

@PawPatrolCritic serous question. How does rider get paid to keep up the paw patrol? Does he accept cash? Venmo or PayPal? Are checks acceptable ?

Nervous. Now that @elonmusk has taken over Twitter, will Chase start sharing how he REALLY feels about Zuma? #PawPatrol

Rubble is the John @FettermanLt of pups. #PASenate

Just a reminder that Ryder once went as "Knight Ryder" for Halloween. #PAWPatrol

There is a hurricane heading for Florida. While the rest of the #PawPatrol is preparing, Zuma is in the Gulf of Mexico looking like Lieutenant Dan.

@carriemelago Try going to Boston. That city was designed by someone 400 years ago. I once missed the turn for South Station and there were like 8 one way turns in a row. I ended up in Southy and my mom spent 45 minutes on the sidewalk waiting for me to pick her up.

People think it’s hard living in NYC but I just missed the turnoff for a Chipotle near Pittsburgh and it was gonna take 22 minutes to get back and now everyone is furious with me.

The fact that @SarahPalinUSA lost makes me think that Everest from #PAWPatrol should consider running for Congress in Alaska.

Pretty sure that Marshall has been swatting @RepMTG but also pretty sure she will blame Zuma. #PAWPatrol

Wait... Let me get this straight. The #PawPatrol had it's own Space Needle but now they own a castle?!

Oh, you saved a turtle? Rescued a ferris wheel? Congrats. Zuma sank a Russian battleship this weekend. #PAWPatrol #Moskva

So Adventure Bay always seemed like a mini San Francisco but they basically live in the Space Needle? So confusing. #PAWPatrol

What percentage of #PawPatrol episodes are watched before 9am on weekends when parents are still half asleep?

So @nbcsnl had a sketch about recalling Mayor Goodway on #PawPatrol. Do they plan to replace her with this barnacle brained citizen?

If this keeps up in #Ukriane, we may need to introduce Molotov, the guerilla insurgency pup. #PawPatrol #UkraineRussiaWar

It appears that Zuma only participates in water related rescues. So the rest of the time, does he just chill at the Lookout playing Pup Pup Boogie? Does he have other hobbies? I need to know. #PAWPatrol