Pat Mellon

@Raymond82310289 wait til he sees the internet

@ChrisCuomo Big fan but town hall was a mess starting with the high stools. Never a good look.And too many people on stage. And why didn't anyone push back when Trump started playing the hits? Solid 'get' but ultimately hallow. And at least get Carville one of those tuxedo shirts

I don't know who broke what dress code at the Pope's funeral- Trump's blue suit, Zelinsky's pajamas- but know this: if Trump ever dies, Imma wear a red tuxedo with a top hat and roller skates to his funeral.

For the love of god man, follow through on 1 of these scandals.

Remember this? He wasn't shot.

@AmericanAir Wait-Are you saying my 10:59PM flight didn't take off until 2:15am because the pilots were sleeping off a bender? Weird. Good point tho-I'd rather they be sober and rested. Still, 3 hours with no apologies or explanation? I'm due 60x the airfare, right? I'm calling Morgan&Morgan.

@PayellonMay Saety is always our first priority. Crew members are required to have a certain amount of rest, and we're sorry to hear that your travels were affected. Our DM is open to review the details.

If the pilot needed to sleep one off, just tell us. Finally heard from @AmericanAir They said pilots are allotted a certain number of hours before passengers are due compensation & that according to their 'data' my flight didnt qualify. It was over 3 hours without explanation.

I'm Gonna Shoot the President (an email) youtu.be/0v_4AG4Urhk?si… via @YouTube

MISSED OPPORTUNITY: Atlantic reporter should've contacted the White House and said "I'm going public with your mistake unless you pay me $3 million" then reported it when they complied and donated the money to cancer research. You gotta play the long game, kid. #jeffreygoldberg

Remember when Tesla was a band? November 3, 2022 youtu.be/ehymBdFiPk4?si… via @YouTube

@SpiritAirlines I was boarding a flight last week and looked in the open cockpit door and the pilots were performing a circumcision on a pony. Is that normal?

@ChrisCuomo The monologue didn't do anything for me, but that second GloRilla performance gave me syphilis.

What was your take on Chappelle's monologue just now?

#priceline #discrimination

Hi @priceline . Long time, first time. So, I'm trying to get a refund for a car I had planned to pick up yesterday. The rental agency said they couldn't rent to me- and they ignored the fact that I had a PAID reservation. I have a feeling it was discrimination.

Kinda brilliant. "Bohemian Trumpsody" - Marsh Family adaptation of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by... youtu.be/YY_8WzcHqMQ?si… via @YouTube #Trump2024 @KamalaHarris

We All Lose youtu.be/59-QgaoOBvs?si… via @YouTube

@ajtourville I worry that there's too much opinion posing as news online. I'm thinking something in the middle- not traditional news but certainly not anything goes- is the answer.

Elon Musk: Citizen journalism is the future — The aggregate voice of the people gets to decide the narrative of what is newsworthy, not a handful of editors-in-chief. Journalism of the People, by the People, for the People. I encourage everyone to write on 𝕏

I'm trying to figure out what makes @elonmusk tick. I know he has Aspergers and that usually that manifests as some sort of heightened brilliance, which definitely checks out (dude's wicked smart) but he's all in on @realDonaldTrump, which seems illogical. Make it make sense.

Bring back Original Jake from State Farm.