Peaks 🗻🏔️⛰️🌋🌄🏞️

Be the glitch you want to see in the Matrix.

@Khanstillday Can anyone who's had the real deal tell me if it's actually good? After watching this movie in the theater, I remember going to the grocery store with my friends and getting tons of the frozen ones and it tasted like complete shite. Wasted hella money.

It's weird that the most unbelievable part in 2024 is them getting all that food for 40 bucks

@0xcoinn What if the aliens are underwear

What if the aliens are underwater

we’re watching you

@1ssve So is everyone on unemployment or what?

Bro.. the job market is really bad. Like REALLY BAD

@joeroganhq "what's more virgin than a computer?"

Joe Rogan: "Jesus was born out of a virgin mother. What's more virgin than a computer? If Jesus does return, you don't think he could return as artificial intelligence? AI could absolutely return as Jesus."

@nubje @JTAlexander_ @Aristos_Revenge

@PeakskaeP @JTAlexander_ @Aristos_Revenge checked your profile, almost definitely not a horse

>be horse, 10,000 BC >thunder across the Eurasian steppes in massive herds >humans approach with spears >heart pounding >be cornered >they don't eat you >they offer grain and salt >be domesticated horse, 4000 BC >humans tie a cart to you and your friend >pull the cart around >every human that witnesses your work is amazed >your kind spreads across the world side by side with man >be warhorse, 2000 BC >you pull the chariots that decide empires >without your speed and power, no conquest, no trade routes >the Hittites, the Egyptians, the Mycenaeans >their glory rides on your legs >civilization is literally pulled forward under your power >be warhorse, 300BC >bigger and stronger than ever before >humans now ride on your back >be called Bucephalus >carry your master across the world >kingdoms fall under your hooves and your master's sword >hailed as the greatest of your kind to ever live >sire a legendary lineage that becomes the envy of the kingdoms of men >be warhorse, 44BC >so widespread and diverse that armies are made up of men and horses from thousands of miles apart >turn the tide of world-changing battles and maneuvers >roads your trod down will be used for millennia >history is carried forward on your back >be warhorse, 900 AD >armored head to hoof >steel in the field, genteel in the pasture >just like the master >you carry the men that bring news, help, honor, and leadership >you are the symbol and source of their status >civilization depends on you >be warhorse, 1683 AD >Islam lays siege to Vienna with all of Europe prostrate beyond >the city is desperate for relief >supplies are short and the underminers threaten the walls >3,000 men in winged armor ride on your back to the salvation of Christendom >Europe is literally saved by your turn of the tide >be standard horse, 1778 AD >15 years old >pretty unremarkable but notice loud noises don't bother you >be given away as a gift >owner already has another horse, but alright >he ends up liking you more because you don't care about noise >he starts riding you through a bunch of crowds making a ton of noise >become a famous symbol of the era and watch the British Empire surrender to your boss >America is literally born on your back >be workhorse, 1915 AD >drafted along with your master to fight for the king >pull ammunition carts from rail depots to guns >the machine-horses on tracks make your job easier because you don't have carry as much as far >eight million of your kind are killed to fight the war to end all wars >the war doesn't end war >the war ends your relationship with mankind >be horse, 1955 AD >nobody has use for you anymore >they've made smaller machine horses >they're cheaper to feed >they're easier to learn >they carry more weight >they take all of your jobs >be horse, 2026 AD >nobody cares about you anymore >you survive as a pet to young rich girls >sometimes she shows you off to an audience but you feel something is missing >your cousin runs races for gambling addicts >your brother sometimes pulls tourists around in New York >you heard of some horses that carry cops around but it sounds like folklore >there are more toys of your kind than actual horses

@aakashgupta So instead of catching raindrops on your tongue you could literally catch an m&m ?? Looks like it turned out really good rather than really bad

The physics on this are worth running because "thousands of feet" sounds terrifying until you remember that height stops mattering after a few seconds. An M&M weighs about 0.9 grams. Terminal velocity is determined by the ratio of mass to cross-sectional area. For something that light and that round, terminal velocity lands somewhere around 10 to 15 mph. A raindrop hits you harder. J.B.S. Haldane wrote the best explanation of this in 1926: "You can drop a mouse down a thousand-yard mine shaft; and, on arriving at the bottom, it gets a slight shock and walks away. A rat is killed, a man is broken, a horse splashes." The square-cube law means small objects have proportionally more surface area relative to their mass. Air resistance wins. Whether you drop an M&M from 100 feet or 10,000 feet, it hits the ground at the same speed. It reaches terminal velocity in seconds. After that, gravity and drag are in equilibrium and the candy is just floating down at jogging pace. The content is dumb for a dozen reasons. Physics danger to bystanders is not one of them.

@Riot_Gratia @JTAlexander_ @Aristos_Revenge

@PeakskaeP @JTAlexander_ @Aristos_Revenge You mean "hooooooooof"?

@DatWoodWetter @JTAlexander_ @Aristos_Revenge 😲

@PeakskaeP @JTAlexander_ @Aristos_Revenge >im not even a horse Thats exactly what a horse would type

@JoKerr2517 @JTAlexander_ @Aristos_Revenge 🐎🧥

@PeakskaeP @JTAlexander_ @Aristos_Revenge That is exactly what someone would say who is actually a horse in a trench coat.

@skitzocat What if the next move is the same as the last move, as in the previous move and not the final move? The move everyone saw coming but only because the move was moved before and not because they knew the next move?

THEY KNOW YOUR NEXT MOVE

@kekmaximusk Whatever this is.

@trwsenti 👍🏽

>alarm goes off at 6:15 >shower in the dark so you don't fully wake up >£3.80 coffee because the free one at work tastes like paint >your desk hasn't moved in 3 years and neither have you >someone asks how your morning is. you say "yeah good" >it wasn't good >lunch is a meal deal you've eaten 300 times >check the time at 2:14. check again at 2:19 >leave at 5:30, feel guilty for not staying til 6 >home by 6:45 >too tired to cook, too tired to learn, too tired to think >do it again tomorrow

@disclosetv Congratulations you're going to the Island!

ICYMI - R3 Bio working to grow headless human bodies to harvest organs "for research," as Trump phases out federal animal experimentation: "If we can create a nonsentient, headless bodyoid for a human being, that will be a great source of organs," says investor Boyang Wang.

@Breaking911 Deport this bastard immediately

DISGUSTING: A man was caught on camera allegedly groping a woman at a Southern California Whole Foods, lowering his pants and pressing his crotch against her ear. The Santa Clarita Valley Sheriff’s Station is asking the public for help identifying him.

@Kekius_Sage Imagine that OT and Double Time. Damn boy. We gonna be rich! 😂

🚨 A startup is building a device that lets you work in your sleep via lucid dreaming. Still in development, but if it works, humans might soon be expected to work 24/7.

@_6signxxx 💲

Real question??? Why did we move away from having this much space to being packed like sardines??Is there a log!cal reason???

@137beans One surge please.

going back in time anyone want anything

taxes are due in two days by the way