pray for perla 😔🤘

Remember walking out of the bathroom in the evening as a kid and being like "toothpaste and orange juice do NOT go together lol"

@MattWalshBlog Does anyone else think this is a marketing scheme since nobody cared about it when it was bard and now everyone is talking about Gemini and using it

1/ Google’s Gemini AI project doesn’t want to display images of white men – even historical figures. I think I may have figured out why. 🧵

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

I hope everyone is enjoying this season of the bachelorette and I don’t mean the show I mean my love life

Why do recipes sometimes say an ingredient is optional. I know it is. They all are. I’m the one making it

@historyinmemes @JakeSikora5

Divorce by combat, the medieval way of ending a marriage In medieval Germany, husbands and wives could settle their disputes through marital duels. The man fought with one arm tied behind his back in a hole, while the woman wore weighted clothing and used a sack filled with rocks as her weapon. If they couldn't resolve their differences peacefully, they would engage in the duel. The consequences were severe: the husband would be beheaded if he lost, and the wife would be buried alive.

A daily occurrence: putting my phone down after 20 minutes to get back to doing my homework, and realizing I got it out in the first place just to use the calculator

Girls will say “I’m speechless” and then write a paragraph

Whoever said this is the most wonderful time of the year has clearly never jumped off the back of a pontoon full of chips&dip and twizzlers

People tell me I’m “lucky” that I have been able to pay off my tuition and that I don’t have student loans. I’m not “lucky”. I am still using the winter jacket that I received as a hand-me-down in 7th grade lmao

I was feeling so good about being 2nd in my fantasy football league, but yesterday I found out like half the league is locked out of their accounts and this news has ruined my week

Every singe social media platform should have a dislike button

If I got stronger from waking up sore like you do from working out sore, I would be unstoppable

I want a bag of chips except they’re all the folded ones

Finally double digits 👍

Hello I’m back and probably less funny than I was 2 years ago

Finally 19!! Just one more year until #doubledigits !🤗

@JakeSikora5 Nice pfp change, you should change ur bio too it's kinda weird

Around halloween time at college I was doing this 20 min long bit where I suggested every name/word I could think of to name our pet pumpkin, and I suggested "chink" and yeah turns out that's a slur

@AB0MB_44 No I'm gonna poach it myself

Gonna get a tiger rug in my house when I get a house