Sassy Wild Diva

I'ma paint my whips maraschino, 'cause I'm a fuckin' diva

the fact that Suzie hasn’t been cancelled for having human remains discovered in her house is insanity

If you are a quiet, even tempered, single, monogamy-inclined, independently wealthy music engineer named Diego over the age of 38 who is gay, stocky with a large butt, a low to voraciously high sex drive, fluency in spanish and italian, and looking to marry a bald drag queen named Katya i have found a suitable engagement ring if you would like to propose marriage. Deal breakers include: we cannot live in the same house, religious okay but no astrology, no hard drugs, no “fun drunks”. I am able to bring many wonderful things to the table (all subject to change without notice) and I will be ready to seriously date in approximately 18 months. My red flags include low to no relationship experience, unpredictable mood swings, substance abuse disorder, being bald, and wearing wigs for both business and pleasure. My green flags include an imitable joie de vivre, great teeth and my primary love language is physical touch followed by quality time (Tuesday, Friday and Saturday only please—absence makes the heart grow fonder) There is no chance in hell for children but pets are negotiable. Thank you. ♥️

the prospect of somebody just deciding they like a type of doll on a given day bc they watched 1 video ab them from their fav or whatever provoked it, and then within a month they have an entire army of them … allowing no time in between to even form personal connections with them alone.. it is just so… endlessly lame & disingenuous feeling & idk.. it gives poser like u dont even.. KNOW what u own personally … as in, they’re all just strangers to you ? i dont understand how thats special

I miss the soul of P U S S Y I N B I O these new bots are boring as fuck

this is so 😭😭

Shady AF Comebacks

scrapped lettuce mv SG5 footage

YOU CAN'T SILENCE ME

Poppy Rowan in 2023

One year ago today, f5ve released ‘Sugar Free Venom’ featuring Kesha.

Monster High premiered 16 years ago today.

Today we will be removing our names and replacing it with big ang Kid named samantha:

the best ive era if we talking about music, visual, concept, anything except the charts

making a song thanking her japanese fans and singing about pussy, i know the lesbians in japan were gagging

Younger guys now have haircuts like the Golden Girls. No shade at all just an observation.

You don't want the flat thighs clit burger?