ChrisDHP
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ChrisDHP
@PeculiarMagnet
Calling out daily life nonsense. Documenting the bizarre parade of peculiarality who think it’s a good idea to tell me their kinks and fetishes, buckle up.
Katılım Eylül 2023
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@anayabangkok I will have to message you on your other page lol
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@anayabangkok Sit and talk while I rub your titties and kiss your legs and tell you how amazing you are
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My boyfriend of two years gave me the worst oral s*x ever and it became a huge fight.
One night he went down on me after drinking. Instead of licking my cl!t nicely, he shoved his tongue straight inside me like he was fvcking me with it too rough and too deep. Then he started sucking hard on my cl!t like a vacuum, using teeth by acc!dent. It hurt so bad I screamed and pushed his head away.
But the w0rst part? He had just eaten spicy wings and didn’t wash his mouth. My pvssy bürned like fire for hours. I cried from the pain and ran to the shower.
He got mäd and said I was “too sens!tive.” We argued for days. I still get angry thinking about it. Worst oral ever.
SIR1⭐️@sa10nee
Tell us your Worst or best ever experience receiving/giving Oral sEx 🎙️
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if we laid up already don’t ask 😭 ik what i came here for 🙂↕️
⛧ jenni ⛧@pr1vsuh
stayed over at that guys house and feeling his dick get hard on my back has to be the top 5 hottest things ever 😭 like just pull my pants down and fuck me idgaf
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twitter is actually the best dating app tbh
niya👱🏾@rugratsupreme
Wait…. Yall be fucking people u meet on twitter?????
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@jamalfarida41 If only I could find a woman like this I would be set 😎 💦
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How do you be more confident riding? When I ride him I usually kiss him and stay that close to his chest and it's fine but I wanna sit more up and let my titties bounce BUT IM SHY we've been together a while but he still makes me nervous lol and I'm not sure what to do with my face I know that sounds dumb but I'm like what do I do I feel like I'm like stop looking at me in missionary 😭it's difference I love locking eyes but since I'm on bottom it is no problem haha. I wanna get more confident riding help with tips plsss
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@anayabangkok have you seen how wild these communities are getting 😂
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@saddymayo I'm not fixed but I breed as much as possible. The more of my seed that's around the better 😊
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Gentlemen: can you have a breeding kink if you’ve had a vasectomy?
saddy mayonnaise@saddymayo
@penandjen @francis__wolf Hm. I actually do need a man to mansplain this one (just not that other dude I wanted to punch him in the mouth)
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@OluchyyRaregem No I think you have the rolls twisted, we men are polygamous by nature and we have to have variety in order to feel fulfilled.
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women cannot stay with one man. we are polygamous in nature
кєνín@notcee_fan
what’s an opinion that will have you like this?
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That’s how my high school boyfriend asked me to be his girlfriend
Comet@cometwtf
How many of yall are actually “burn a CD” old?
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